Marianne

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[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@sainsburys That’s brilliant, thanks very much indeed

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@sainsburys Hi! Can you tell me the circumference of this cake? I want to order the right sized transfer to go on top. Thanks! https://t.co/rHC9jFJA60

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@sainsburys Thanks very much!

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@them_apples Thank you! We’re just at the point of first genuine smiles, and giggling to himself when he farts, so really we’re having a lovely time 🥰

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@them_apples So as not to completely freak out my 7 week old. We do have to remember to switch it back on though…

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@TJDHalliday I had this last year. It is a bit bizarre. They will come back though for sure (if nothing else next year I’ll organise mine earlier so you’re much more easily bookable!)

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@IvanBrett *stock still

All his other lovely stuff performed with loads more energy. I don’t know if the One Track Lover effect was deliberate but I still think about it to this day

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@IvanBrett One Track Lover (the extended version) performed extremely sincerely except he seemed to lose momentum halfway through, so by the time he got to the “tailpipe” lyrics he was singing them stick still, as if he might cry

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@IvanBrett Europe is anti salad

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@IvanBrett Haven’t seen the second semi final but all I know is Latvia were ROBBED

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@IvanBrett HBIB 🥳

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@IvanBrett @simonschuster Well that’s not even bothering to try and cover it up. Embarrassingly poor. Take them to the cleaners.

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@DeeeDoc Zap Map is your friend here

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Remember: there are infinite parallel universes with infinite outcomes. Which one are we in!?????

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@DeeeDoc Not an anaesthetist but can HIGHLY recommend test driving the VW ID3/4 if you haven’t already. Goes like the clappers. We are having a LOT of fun driving it.

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@IvanBrett Choice is good! If you do feel rubbish most people say it goes after about 48 hrs, and that’s what happened for me too.

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@IvanBrett Get paracetamol at the ready for afterwards m8 (although will cross all fingers/toes/possibly eyes that you don’t get any side effects)

[Marianne @_mariannecj]

@DeeeDoc Oh wow. Trip to Falkirk needed (and a trip to Anderton for you if you haven’t made it up there yet!)