Marilyn

[Marilyn @_marilynann]

Well shit...

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Employer: We looked at your resume and...what is, “ability to remain emotionally distant while simultaneously making you wanna hit it”?
Aquarius: Here are the numbers of 666 people you can follow up with.

[Marilyn @_marilynann]

I will never uderstand why American’s are so obsessed with the royal family.

[Marilyn @_marilynann]

Eating popcorn for dinner cause I’m an adult

[AZ Nick 🐦‍🔥 @NickGlowMindset]

To hold on to the past always creates suffering, even if it was wonderful. Change is inevitable, progression is a choice, it lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be. You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.

[Marilyn @_marilynann]

My Virgo rising https://t.co/KBIJLczFhT

[Marilyn @_marilynann]

It’s so hard for me to calm the fuck down after work

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

yeah i got double Ds (dehydration and depression)

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

many classic works of literature don’t have enough pussy eating

[Marilyn @_marilynann]

It’s really rare to find people who will fearlessly listen to your childhood traumas.

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

i told a customer good morning and he said “time means nothing to me” he’s the only person i’ve ever respected

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

At the end of the day we all just want someone who will hold our hand and sing fun songs with us in the car and who will buy us fries even though we said we weren’t hungry

[Marilyn @_marilynann]

Just a wanna be optimist 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Marilyn @_marilynann]

I need to live in a cooler climate, I’m not cut out for hell.

[a northern flicker with “issues” @patchworkfemme]

i’m just gonna say it... this cancer season has sucked balls

[Marilyn @_marilynann]

Relatable https://t.co/A2YlJsR3SF

[modern-day hippie @drewskieob]

There's no greater feeling than allowing yourself to be imperfect in front of the person you're dating and feeling wanted all the same.