Mario Balotelli

I am the controversial Italian who plays for Manchester City. This is a parody account.

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Did all of you see my run in the second half? I am expecting one heck of a pay-rise for that, alone.

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“We don't care, we are Millwall,” you will care if you ever play a-side with me leading the attack.

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I know why the boss hasn't started me, it's because they want to give Wolves a small chance.

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What to do, what to do, sitting on these incredibly uncomfortable chairs does annoy me. 5 minutes on thee ol' iPad 2 won't hurt, will it?

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Anyway, I must dash, I need to at least show myself on the pitch, don't want a wage dock.

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I enjoyed the Arsenal game, I now need to prove that I am better than Robin. It shouldn't be hard.

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I am really looking forward to today, I just hope George (Elokobi) goes in easy on me. Please, God.

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It isn't here yet.

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Mario is going to bed. I have resisted the temptation to let off fireworks and am expecting my medal through the post tomorrow morning.

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Why always me?