maria

[halsey @halsey]

man fuck every single person with a platform who is choosing to be silent. idc. fuck all of them. you have a platform. you have seen that a man was murdered. you don’t care.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

One Direction (2011) : you’re insecure

Me (2020): ok, still true

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

How do you stop peas falling out the bag and going everywhere in the freezer? And don’t tell me now isn’t the time, I’m interested in solutions and NOT excuses.

[maria @_marizzle]

do u ever make a list of things to do and purposely include things you've already done just so you can cross them out and feel ok about urself?

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

I know screwing your way to the top is not the done thing but I'd like the option.

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

Imagine finding out you’ve got a twin and they’ve been working out their whole life so you know what you could have looked like

[maria @_marizzle]

wish coronavirus was called something else bc i'm sick of people drinking coronas and joking that they got it

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

bumble

[maria @_marizzle]

sweat to god, (if i ever get married) my hens night needs to be as large, lit and tacky as possible, if my bridesmaids try and pull a boring picnic in the park for me i'm cutting them out of my life

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

is there anything more spiritual than the talk u have with your uber driver about how bad a guy is for you right before he drops you off at that guys place?