Mark Bennett

I do a podcast. I do a comedy.
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[Mark Bennett @_MarkBennett]

@DebraDiGiovanni I never enter rooms where girls are vomiting and spinning their heads 360

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@GeraldUndone Carolyn Bennett's Office wrote me back and told me it will "help" Canadians content creators and completely dismissed my concerns. It's too bad - I really liked making videos for YouTube.

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@BrunoCavarsan2 @GeraldUndone Definitely not real. Common scam on YouTube. They write it in my channel all the time and I have to delete them.

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@chrislockeworld You can’t?? What have I been pulling out

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He makes ONE mistake - I mean think about the number of people he hasn’t slapped. Almost everyone. #AcademyAwards #perspective

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Is no one going to mention that Chris Rock took a hit like a champ??Didn’t expect it and had on those slippery damn dress shoes - still held his ground. #solid #Oscars

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@Michellesfunny Imma let you finish, but Beyoncé is the best G.I. Jane of all times. All times.

[Kingstonist @kingstonist]

With #ygk's only comedy club closed, former staff & comedians share their memories.
"I grew to understand how absolutely important laughter is for your soul..." said former manager Allison Murphy. "Never underestimate the importance of a good laugh.”

https://t.co/MUxwaIEtcN

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

Okay, my lovely wife @LizWhitmere momentarily forgot the word "churros" and just offered the kids "cojones" for dessert. In no way does this end the pandemic, but I hope it helps you get through another day.

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@Michellesfunny Glad you're OK, Michelle. Also, to that dumb, dumb, idiot - larger cars don't mean more emissions.

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@DebraDiGiovanni I’ve been calling it Sex And The Sixty - was that not right??

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@DebraDiGiovanni Grab a few for me on your way out.

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@DebraDiGiovanni That’s the Debra we all know and love 🤣🤣

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@DebraDiGiovanni Was it me and you’re trying to protect my identity??

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@DebraDiGiovanni Stay alive!! I’m shipping you a defibrillator and Ryan Reynolds’ phone number.

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@dpurcomic If only it had been at the Winners in Pain Court, Ontario

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@Ivimey @WordsOfDiana Haha - she just loves the idea of you being The Joker

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@Afrolith @GeraldUndone Wow - fast delivery!!

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@NTHockey_NTHA same here

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@NTHockey_NTHA Been trying to reach the site since 7 - cannot get on