Terry McGurrin

Showrunner, Writer, Comedian, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel. The Characters Agency. #GoSensGo ALLY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

#VoiceActor
#totaldrama #snoopy
#translivesmatter🏳️‍⚧️

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

And it wasn’t even close.
Eat shit Brad Badbadford.

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

CityNews declares Olivia Chow re-elected as Toronto mayor #TOVotes26 https://t.co/VH7Lqi8h8X

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@BillDautrieve @Turquoise__Cat Thereby allowing me to eat 12 tacos then swing by his grave and spray my respects.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@timstutzleglazr Don't care what sport it is, or what Country you're in, if you're in a fight and you jam your fingers into your opponents mouth, you are asking for them to be removed from your hand.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

Instead of rushing out to vote for Brad Bradford just stay home and dunk your junk in a running blender. That way you’re just hurting yourself instead of ALL of Toronto. Thanks!
#OliviaChow4Mayor

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

Always smart to tweet out racist viewpoints from your business account! 🤣🤣🤣 Hope you lose a lot of money.

[Fitness Cave @FitnessCave]

@dhaevian The cop said "you looked like you were trying to hide your face, once we make sure everything is fine, we'll have you on you way." They were going to let him go. Any he said "I want your badge number." Most of us know how to talk to cops. Dude wanna act tough and be sensitive

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@beyoncegarden Let’s see short pants MAGA child enlist and go serve. He won’t. He never would.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@Cusensational @drunklibshill He would be... until he demanded a trade, his agent leaked it, and we got back less than half of what we gave up to get him. So yeah... ewwww. Hahaha

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@GinoHard_ Florida throws hits like this almost every game. Greig caught one this week as well. @NHLPlayerSafety won't even review hits like this unless a player is carried off the ice because it's run by a guy who played a similar style.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@drunklibshill @Cusensational Ewwww.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@drunklibshill @Cusensational I'd prefer Rakell or Tippett.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@drunklibshill @Cusensational AND we didn't we have the 1st round picks and prospects. I'm with you on this one.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@PuckReportNHL @FriedgeHNIC Miroshnichenko is an average skater and his 25-26 AHL stats dropped a lot from his 24-25 season. Honestly, I’d be upset if Ottawa gave up a 1st, a shiny prospect, or Halliday for him.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@SourTurtle_ @n1kristalfan Not cool, bro. Not cool.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

In 74 AHL games before this season, the Senators 6'7" RHD prospect Djibriil Touré had 3 goals, 7 assists, 63 SOG, 176 PIM.
THIS SEASON, with 6 games played, Toure has 1 goal, 2 assists, 10 SOG, 6 PIM. 👀 Small sample size but a great sign for his development! #GoSensGo

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@absolutelym4ne Good god… No team gets MAXIMUM trade value when a player gives them a one team trade list.

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@AlexAdamsCIH Checking last night’s scores and it seems Forsling was wrong about everyone being hungry for the next one tomorrow. 🤣🤣

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

43 shots on net and 2 goals.
With their Sv% about to drop significantly the SENS will need a finisher if they want wins.
Halttunen is in BEL with 5 goals, 3 assists and 20 shot in his last 5 games.
Halliday-Stützle-Halttunen
HOW DO YOU NOT GIVE THAT A TRY THAT?
#GoSensGo

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@LO_FLAPanthers The game against Ottawa mattered so little to Florida that they went out and scored 0 goals in their next game, just to say “see, you didn’t hurt us at all.”

[Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey]

@BringBackLee Wow! Even Ryan Dzingel is there. Probably flew back on Matt Duchene’s private jet. 🤣