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[marley @_marleykate]

just read a job posting that asks for a video cover letter (giving examples of a flash mob or a comedic monologue as options of things to include)

[marley @_marleykate]

@pumpkincream333 yessss so true queen

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

[marley @_marleykate]

@SpeakerJohnson don’t care + didn’t ask + ur a weirdo who made your daughter attend a chastity ball

[marley @_marleykate]

one of life’s simple displeasures is when you can’t go to your favorite coffee shop with limited parking anymore because other people go there too

[marley @_marleykate]

wicked soundtrack playing SO LOUD in target. I’m getting scared guys

[marley @_marleykate]

Nothing is more embarrassing to me than carrying a drink with a dome lid around

[marley @_marleykate]

i don’t pray on anyone’s downfall EXCEPT matt gaetz 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 so happy to see him take this enormous L. prison next!!!

[marley @_marleykate]

i think i’m going to return to my angry era on this app

[marley @_marleykate]

the grammar error in this post. the jokes write themselves.

[Ryan Walters @RyanWalters_]

The Bible is back in Oklahomas classrooms. We are getting our kids back on track.

[marley @_marleykate]

@beatmastermatt Racism

[Stephen Nedoroscik @GymnastSteve]

Elmo, the great thing about specializing in something is you get to decide. I think you’ll be a great specialist in anything you end up choosing!

[marley @_marleykate]

therapy isn’t enough. i need to lay in mary’s bed

[marley @_marleykate]

@dgonzales1990 i thought this was @dannygonzalez

[marley @_marleykate]

if i witnessed everything nick carraway from the great gatsby witnessed i would go crazy too

[marley @_marleykate]

@riverdales_ i lettered in choir and we got cardigans… i wore mine every DAY

[marley @_marleykate]

i have not reached that unfortunate low point in a WHILE. probably like a yearish. until today.

[marley @_marleykate]

the biggest takeaway i have from college is that my sleep minimum to get through any given day is 4 hours

[marley @_marleykate]

@spiceclementine literally me too thats why i thought of it

[marley @_marleykate]

does anyone else remember wow wow wubbzy