marlyn 🤩

groovy like a drive-in movie 🤙🏾 •XI•

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

“grandmas was cooking 2-3 meals a day for multiple ppl, cleaning the house, and washing clothes what happen to these type of woman?”

These same women took their granddaughters aside and WARNED THEM "get a good job, and don't let any man tell you a DAMN thing."

[Dave @tufdave]

My siblings and I went out to dinner with my dad and we started talking about dad jokes we liked. All of a sudden my dad goes “I’ve only made 3 dad jokes my entire life and they’re all sitting in front of me right now

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i'm officially in my quiet era. whatever happens, happens. i don’t have much to say about anything anymore. it is what it is & life goes on.

[God is REAL. @GodisforReal1]

Every time I don't know how I'm gonna do something... God shows up.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I HAVE TWO MOODS:
1. "constant panic and worrying about every little detail."
2. "IT IS WHAT IT IS."

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

japan has seen bigger

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

When you die, what is the last part of your body to stop working?

Your pupils. They dilate.

[marlyn 🤩 @_marlyndawe]

@weitaminute @jennnylw

[marlyn 🤩 @_marlyndawe]

@Legangas mann i can alrdy hear the sneezes 🤣🤣😭

[marlyn 🤩 @_marlyndawe]

being told that you smell good is the best compliment you could ever get 😌

[marlyn 🤩 @_marlyndawe]

@Legangas trying to explain to the cops that all you saw was gray 😭

[marlyn 🤩 @_marlyndawe]

imagine being color blind and running dem red lights

[marlyn 🤩 @_marlyndawe]

*eating anything cooked in coconut milk*…good soup 👌🏾

[• @theprettyb_tch]

Hermans Sweet Bread x Ice Cream

[yapese neni @_alisavictoria]

my problem is that im always spending money bcs i think money is gonna come back to me easily