Marty

I make coffee then tidy up the mess

[Marty @_martinpearson]

@puppygames rad

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Marty @_martinpearson]

@BBCNews please tell me the name of the cafe (ALEXIS BARISTA) in your Ukraine news article today! I want to send them coffee

THANKS! X

[Marty @_martinpearson]

@ellieq Yes that old ripper will be lost

[Marty @_martinpearson]

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[Marty @_martinpearson]

Manchester City 2-1 Arsenal https://t.co/jPDPCB8CfL

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Mooning

[Marty @_martinpearson]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a BYD Atto 3 worth over £38k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st April. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/8QQZ9zJjOk

[Marty @_martinpearson]

@Tim_Burgess @TheAvalanches Amsterdam #Abansterdam

[Marty @_martinpearson]

@Tim_Burgess Amsterdam

[Marty @_martinpearson]

@SarcasticSadOne Admit my mistakes and apologise

[Marty @_martinpearson]

@TheAwayFansVids @dfeeley78

[Marty @_martinpearson]

#NewProfilePic

[Marty @_martinpearson]

Twitter I’ve not been here for a while, but I’m back

[Manchester City Council @ManCityCouncil]

Albert Square is looking incredible this evening! #McrTogether 🐝

[Marty @_martinpearson]

Carrie Fisher, Star Wars actress, dies aged 60 https://t.co/StOVG2FhAG

[Marty @_martinpearson]

Sad day indeed! 'Royle Family' actress Liz Smith dies https://t.co/eHWim2Tm0A

[Marty @_martinpearson]

Manchester City 2-1 Arsenal https://t.co/jPDPCB8CfL

[World Coffee Championships @WCoffeeChamps]

The 2017 Rules & Regulations for the Budapest Championships have been released! #BudapestChamps https://t.co/etSi0L0IiR