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prbly sleeping

[mary @_marybegg_]

is anyone else able to sleep 75% of the day or am i just a cat

[mary @_marybegg_]

I would love to go to therapy and be like how are YOU tho? R u even good rn?

[mary @_marybegg_]

My bf is the only guy who likes me more than my sister so I think he’s the one #notthehotsister

[mary @_marybegg_]

I stalk pretty girls more than hot guys on social media is that weird ? Actually I never stalk guys just girls …

[mary @_marybegg_]

My bf just told me he wants to shop for me bc he wants me to dress like a girl fck

[mary @_marybegg_]

I feel old now bc Facebook marketplace is my favourite thing to scroll on …

[mary @_marybegg_]

PRESSA

[mary @_marybegg_]

I only like press’s now bc he’s dating coi leray

[mary @_marybegg_]

Wouldn’t be mad if pickle was a fragrance

[PINKSWEATSUITS @coi_leray]

Take ya time. Think smart not fast.

[mary @_marybegg_]

Heheheheh my friends R SO LUCKY I only have like 2 tho

[. @Acquaah32_]

I need a friend that do lashes, and another that does hair, I already have a friend that does nails but I need to collect the others like infinity stones 😂

[mary @_marybegg_]

I’ll never get couples that strictly only call each other babe..... I feel like every couple does that so maybe I am the odd one out IDK but I still can’t

[mary @_marybegg_]

Instagram is a trip when u start going through a thread of some girls instagrams tht look like dolls n stuff

[mary @_marybegg_]

My kid is NEVER playing video games I’ll throw them out the window the whole kid

[mary @_marybegg_]

If u still buy packs of plastic water bottles just stop

[mary @_marybegg_]

My boyfriend just picked up my SHEIN order and tried everything on on FaceTime for me omg

[mary @_marybegg_]

Do u ever find hair in your meal@u just cooked but still eat it with the hair in it bc it’s yours ?

[mary @_marybegg_]

Do u ever forget how old you are? I just did

[mary @_marybegg_]

If u litter ur literally evil

[mary @_marybegg_]

Lizzos a baddie if u hate on her u fucked bro