Super-Mash 🇰🇪

STOIC. “Do not fear, for I am with you.” – Isaiah 41:10. Kenyan and kenya is my business MBA. #RutoMustGo @LFC . (automotive - engineer DMfor business )

[Super-Mash 🇰🇪 @_mashaa_LFC]

@Kimuzi_ Hope can kill you faster than losing it.. Stay pessimistic Que Sera Sera

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

We don't care. Add us again. Fuck Israel and Netanyahu!!!!

[Nganga @Nganga_one]

Wale mmefanya Nursing na hizo health sciences, enda hapo Nairobi Goethe institut enroll usome German for 3 months, then apply kazi Germany you're a hotcake. Takes less than a year to relocate na mshahara ni 500k plus monthly.

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

We're so back

[Elle Nolastname @DSMSIX]

“So… I’ve met someone new. She lives in Germany and-”

expected prejudice: “she”? you’re dating a girl?

my Brazilian family: AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO US IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS?

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

Every office got that one hoe who’s fucked half the building. She don’t just round people up She’s the whole network. Pillow talk, secrets, favors..real leverage. Wrong her and the entire firm knows your dirt by lunch

[Nganga @Nganga_one]

Ukibahatika upate kazi Bamburi Cement PLC, my friend tafuta lawyer aanze kunegotiate plots za kununua Karen.

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Mama fua aliosha trousers zangu zote na JIK😭🤦 Hii ni police case, I need compensation. I need a lawyer. All ruined!

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

It's because their passport is one of the strongest. Just below Singapore, it can enter virtually all countries in the world. Reason being, there are no illegal Japanese anywhere in the world. They stay in their country.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Dealing with drunk relatives hukuitisha pesa imekua rahisi, akikuomba 100, mpatie 500 then tell him urudishe 400, he won't return the balance, next time akitaka kukuomba anakumbuka the balance alibaki nayo na hawezi jaribu tena hiyo mchezo.

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Unawacha mtu Nairobi ukieenda kuaangalia the state of the shamba you had invested in alafu asubuhi anakupigia akikuaambia ameboeka kukaa pekee yake anaamua kuchukua Easy Coach kukuja mpaka penye uko. Enyewe dating 19 yo's needs strength

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

She left her phone at my place and the thing I did was to switch it off nanikaweka kwa drawer, I love peace , wacha ikae huko mpaka siku ataikujia

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Natafuta shida moja ya middle class yenye ntaSolve with a rare service alafu niweke rates niingie tiktok nijaribu kuChase that millionaire status..

[Osama Bin Laden @Osama254_]

Madem wanakuanga very dumb,unataka mimi kijana wa 22 yrs nitoe gari,palatial house and a well paying job wapi? Na babako mwnyewe ako 63yrs hajawai own ata a bicycle,tuache jokes lakini.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Huku leo your 8 to 5 babe amekasirika ju office husband is doing the same things they do na the new hot intern from UoN. Leo mzee nyumbani aneza pigwa na pan ju ya hasira hajui inatoka wapi😂

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Mnakuwanga monied aki huku, how do you blow 100k in a week?

Huyo nayeye ameblow 23k za rent na upkeep huko Syndicate 😂😹

[Nganga @Nganga_one]

Maisha ya campus hukuwa very interesting,huwa mnaenda kibandaski na mtoto wa governor,kidogo kidogo mtoto wa senator fulani ashafall in love na wewe, ukikumbuka kwenu mnalalanga na vifaranga unaambia mungu asanti for exposure.

[Charity @tiny_charoh]

If I ever utter such words mjue I have lost my mind

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians