Maskett ☕

[Guadis | SBR SPOILERS @guadatari]

no soy dutch pero necesito plata, tiempo y un plan

[La Letroteca @laletroteca]

Llegará un momento en que el signo de apertura se extinguirá y no sabremos hasta el final si lo que leemos es una pregunta?

[LUKA @aso9nglobob]

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

[agatha @vxlerioz]

Um dia eu vou ter coragem de me matar de verdade e todo mundo vai ficar gag

[mauve ˆ𐃷ˆ @sliceofmiku]

when u lowkey suicidal but no one gaf so it lowk embarassing to ask for help

[pelotulina @pipaposi]

Me cuido y no me drogo en mis 20s para poder reventarme y tomar absurdas cantidades de cocaína cuando tenga 50 y guita de más

[☕🎶🐶 @monitorrente]

"El rey nos decía q si no podíamos comprar leña nos emponchemos, q si no podíamos alimentar a nuestro caballo no lo tengamos y q si alimentarnos era costoso comiéramos menos.
Entonces decidimos ahorrar gastos y nos liberamos del rey".

Gral José de San Martín

[Red Madz 🥩 @madzulp]

I think men like going down on you because they do it in sniper position and probably pretend they are in war or something

[Tomiib 🇸🇪 @Tomiib4]

Que horror la vida del laburante
Ahora entiendo por qué mi viejo llegaba y nos cagaba a palos, te perdono viejo

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Sometimes when my mum is really well behaved I reward her with a little inside of my personal life

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

we cant queue up anymore bro we have a problematic rage gap

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

mondays arent so bad when u cant tell the days apart anymore

[René @schizohustler]

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.

[kaemi | DELTARUNE IN 13 DAYS @kaemi0273]

a lot of yall dont get that the reason the death penalty is bad is not because the people dont deserve death

[corb @awshuqs]

how do you lose weight without becoming evil

[ira 🍄💫🌈 @irareverie]

☀️ #Lillia #ArtofLegends

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

i wonder how much cooler id be if i never internalized shame at a young age