buoymoder ⚧

20yo puppygirlsharkthing idk xp
talk to me pls i dont bite :3
HRT 12/15/24
priv: @secretmoderr

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

went to a party, fell asleep for an hour, and then left not long after
im so fucking cool

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

the level of global coordination in the book is even crazier. (spoilers ofc) the entire world agrees to turn the entire Sahara desert into a giant solar panel to enrich astrophage and NUKES all of Antarctica for a meager amount of methane. Stratt does not fuck around,,,

[el 🇺🇦 @zippidumbass]

what we think would happen during a world ending cosmic event, vs what would actually happen

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

@treederpah43062 woof,,

[gezebelle gaburgably @gzbllgbrgbly]

the freezer on the friday

[s @hecncfixme]

when a guy sends me a unsolicited dick pic but it’s lowkey huge so i dont block him out of respect

[gezebelle gaburgably @gzbllgbrgbly]

2 days

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

what is all this about an orgy flowchart

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

@catboyfrottage i am not installing that i hear it contains a virus called destiny 2

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

mommy wants Marathon

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

shoutout to kigu

[Bell Smell 🎀 @noodle_bella]

since everyone’s distracted with pride month. i am lowkey into those people who wear the anime heads that lock and do all that weird stuff in em

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

@killweedsmokers @treederpah43062 why would you add sugar its already sweet from the pineapple :(

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

@treederpah43062 @killweedsmokers i imagine it wouldn't be any worse than drinking kool aid regularly, but yeah

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

@killweedsmokers @treederpah43062 it's kool aid powder on fruit brough, just use pineapple in juice and its fine

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

@breakcoreyuri I Get It Now

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

guy that gets bricked up watching cells reproduce

[🚫 @breakcoreyuri]

I wish more ppl were into like. the more Anatomical aspects of breeding

Like. the sperm and egg merging!! genes and DNA mixing together like crazy in a womb!!! how big the brood would be and what results mixing genes would give you!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

Ted Cruz for some fucking reason

[tree 🔞 @treederpah43062]

god what a beautiful timeline i have

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

ok hold on wait a cell is mostly cytoplasm would that not be insanely fuckable were it human size
shit, maybe that guy is me

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

the pigs in question btw

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

eating pork belly while my pet pigs beg at my feet for a bite has me rethinking the whole eating meat thing

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

eating pork belly while my pet pigs beg at my feet for a bite has me rethinking the whole eating meat thing

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

need someone to keep me as a garden hermit