the master planner

dumbfuck cottagecore etsy cracker, fiber arts autist gf. $themasterplanner

[the master planner @_masterplanner_]

I crochet cute stuff. Hit me up for reasonably priced commissions. will do ocs and sfw anthro/ponies.
https://t.co/bm1W47Jp2a

[✿ sue @ NYCC #3487 @_sueweetie]

it's me, i can't drive owo)9

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

hatching a dragon egg as a baby must be so fun because you get to spend your childhood playing with a kitten sized dragon, you grow up together, and then a few years later he is the size of a neighborhood and can help you burn all your enemies 🥹

[the master planner @_masterplanner_]

@Loudwindow yeah because then you get harassed and called a bigot because something something thermian argument.

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

oral rehydration solution is extremely easy and cheap to make by yourself btw, it’s literally just water, sugar, and salt and it tastes amazing when you’re dehydrated which is probably most of the time. gatorade (with real sugar) is a decent substitute. the sugar matters too

[R.J. Lehmann @raylehmann]

The America I'm from is one where everyone, no matter race or creed, just fundamentally accepts that Italian food, Jewish humor, Irish politics and black music are the baseline norms of our common culture.

[big_pedestrian @big_pedestrian]

Most people who ride transit are lower income. They deserve frequent, clean, safe, orderly transit. The idea they prefer filth, disorder and crime while a large fraction of riders—regardless of income—steal fares is insulting to hardworking, responsible, honest transit riders.

[the master planner @_masterplanner_]

the most annoying guy on ur graveyard shift at the warehouse be like:

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Work harder.

[the master planner @_masterplanner_]

@FiadhBaikal I'll take "shit that never happened for $600," Ken!

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

>Flock cameras: *exist*
>People want evidence that they're good.
>Evidence shows they're bad.
>People say they don't want them.
>City cancels contract, stops funding them.
>Cameras stay anyway, continue collecting data "just in case".

Why didn't Democracy work?
Shouldn't the voice of the people saying "NO!" do the trick?

"We the people" didn't want mass surveillance to begin with, so why would our complaints matter?

Did you want kill switches in your car? Who asked for the KIDS act? Digital ID? Central Bank Digital Currency?

Who among us asked for any of this?

Your opinion on the topic never mattered to begin with, and it still doesn't.

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Hypothetically, if you were to see someone destroying a Flock camera, no you didn't.

[the master planner @_masterplanner_]

@Holy_CrowitsMe @ultraCLAIR3 you can buy crypto through regular money transfer apps now

[Daniel Gorman @DanielGorman20]

💯

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Everyone in the "burnerverse" hates each other, constantly doxxes each other to employers, finds each other's moms on LinkedIn. We NEVER should have let normies on to the internet. Socially awkward people are far kinder and gentler online than people who were in greek life.

[WALLPAPER SECRET VAULT 8K @kings7823]

House of Dragon

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Romeo and Juliet" by artist J. C. Leyendecker

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

When you escape from all the pageantry and hagiography, the story of the Founding Fathers and the American Revolution is one of the most outstanding stories out there. A ragtag army permanently on the brink of bankruptcy and collapse brought the world’s greatest power to its knees

[the master planner @_masterplanner_]

@nise_yoshimi he's just doing a bit for money

[𝔏𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔥 𝔇𝔞𝔴𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔢𝔨𝔢𝔯🍷 @LunethD]

"If I ever have to make a choice between death & betrayal, I'll take death then."

Horus & Sanguinius
By Yeyouxingmeng 🩸🕊

[DBL MP / Double @dbl_mp1]

"Parents should be able to control their kid's online experiences!"

THEY ALREADY CAN!! THEY ALREADY FREAKING CAN!! THEY CAN DO THIS RIGHT THE FRICK NOW!!

WE DON'T NEED TO VIOLATE OUR 1ST AND 4TH TO ACHIEVE CHILD SAFETY!! PARENTS JUST NEED TO DO THEIR JOBBBBBB!!!!!

[doomer @uncledoomer]

whats up with this epic elder millenial trend of $400 board games that have one trillion game pieces and rulebooks thicker than infinite jest

[Uncomfortable Brain @uncomfybrain]

I would like to remind everyone that all the digital ID bills are SUPPORTED by tech giants like meta and google because their data selling scheme is rapidly becoming worthless thanks to AI and bots (a problem they created).