Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
Traffic in the temporary lane from San Antonio to Austin, post 5 day bender, rain on the forecast until Saturday. Do I make it to a single class this week, or play fifa with @_masucky all day?
I did not mean to post a 34 minute long “Remembering George” edit of Young Sheldon’s father on insta last night. Last night got a little shifty and then a little emotional at the end #YoungSheldon#RIPGeorgeSheldon
Harry Sisson and Pelosi are shaking in their boots right now. The pinstripe suit makes him look like Denzel in Training Day. Not in a racial way just might have similar tailors
How the disgruntled mother of four looks at me when i ask “how’s the weather back there?” at Southwest boarding group C (I used my moms card to buy the 30$ upgrade to group A).