Paulie Walnuts

Dua Lipa enthusiast. Tony Soprano DIDNT die in the finale - David Chase never confirmed it

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

@AustinAirport fuck yourself.

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

@HunterBiden I’ve always loved you and even more so now. I’m a proud HB supporter and would love to buy him a beer (non-alcoholic) one day. 🇺🇸

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

@keith4408 @barstoolsports Pipe down Kieth

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

@addyzynrae Can we play FIFA tomorrow? Gave Nebula a run for his money beating him 5 games in a row. Nebula is a corn ball.

[UTexasRushAgent @addyzynrae]

Traffic in the temporary lane from San Antonio to Austin, post 5 day bender, rain on the forecast until Saturday. Do I make it to a single class this week, or play fifa with @_masucky all day?

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

I did not mean to post a 34 minute long “Remembering George” edit of Young Sheldon’s father on insta last night. Last night got a little shifty and then a little emotional at the end #YoungSheldon #RIPGeorgeSheldon

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

@AnwarRichardson @marshlandwehr 🦉 🦉

[Andrew Enerson @tweeter_enerson]

Just to reiterate, I hate United Airlines and they suck ass and I hope no one flies United again

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

Harry Sisson and Pelosi are shaking in their boots right now. The pinstripe suit makes him look like Denzel in Training Day. Not in a racial way just might have similar tailors

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

“Dude that’s literally dye back. Give me the dye back or I’ll swear I’ll put my shirt back on”

[Heat Check CBB @HeatCheckCBB]

KADIN SHEDRICK!

Texas A&M's defensive miscommunication allows Texas to tie it up in the closing seconds. Second OT coming up.

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

Saw this guy outside the Theta house handing out Kappa Alpha Order shirts and singing the soundtrack of La La Land

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

@lloyd_turn @SMseacrest @Fletcher_Pornis 😂 🤣

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

@Fletcher_Pornis Nothing but truth , Fletch

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

@notgreggburger 🎵 “but Julia. Fix me a blue sky in the warm sun, and I’ll be back now. Juliaaaa” 🎵. I like this song. Do you?

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

How the disgruntled mother of four looks at me when i ask “how’s the weather back there?” at Southwest boarding group C (I used my moms card to buy the 30$ upgrade to group A).

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

Please just hear me out

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

She heard from me…….

[Paulie Walnuts @_masucky]

She will be hearing from me tonight