Makandi

In love with life!!

[Makandi @_masweets]

@genzinitiative @LmaoTato @lynn_ngugi1 We need this article to have waaaaay more visibility and readership. This cannot remain on X

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

"Akizeeka atatulia", her at 89 years.😅

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

A spiritual DISASTER it was and not a national prayer breakfast!

Kenya's most heartless gathering in history!

The best description of a deceptive and evil regime led by hypocrites!

Yes Linus Kaikai nailed it as it is without altering a word!

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

BREAKING: As I promised you, today I expose how John Mbadi MISLED & LIED to Kenyans on phone prices in the Finance Bill.

I have now gone through:

-the Finance Bill 2026,
-the VAT Act,
-The Excise Duty Act.

And the truth is shocking.
Phone prices will go UP, not down.

Mbadi and UDA bloggers have been all over social media saying:

“Read the bill.”
“VAT on phones has been removed.”
“Taxes have been compressed into one tax.”
But after reading the ACTUAL laws, that is NOT what is happening.

Let's begin.

[James Ole Kiyiapi @JamesOleKiyiapi]

This is deeply thought provoking and yet so basic at the same time - thank you Prof W. Njoya for these insightful comments!

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

KTN has exposed what may be one of the biggest state-enabled land grabs Kenyans have ever witnessed.

9,000 acres.
Gone.

And the names appearing in this scandal?
Felix Koskei.
The Ruto government.
And a shadowy company owned by a man named Sukhwinder, linked to fake documents, ghost creditors, and mysterious court manoeuvres.

Kenyans need to understand what is happening here.
Miwani Sugar collapsed years ago.
The government reportedly bought the land using public money for over 300m.

Then, suddenly, a private company owned by Sukhwinder emerged, claiming they had bought the same land for KSh 700 million in 2010. The case went to court.

But courts reportedly found the documents by Sukhwinders' company were fake and forged.
Government officials allegedly confirmed no payment was ever made.
Cases were filed against him and others.

That alone should have ended the story.

But no.
After Felix Koskei entered government around 2017, the cases reportedly started disappearing. By 2019, they had been dropped.

Then a mysterious man in India called “Nagenda Saxena” suddenly appeared, claiming Miwani owed him money over 400,000 dollars.

DCI reportedly investigated and found something unbelievable:
“Nagenda Saxena” allegedly did not even exist.
Not a real person.

Yet somehow, Sukhwinder's company now claimed they had paid the 700 million ksh to Nagenda in India.

And now, recently, Felix Koskei allegedly raised this case in the Cabinet, and the Cabinet then resolved to give Sukhwinders' company the land despite an active court case. This was done under the guise of Privatization that you have seen Ruto and UDA champion a lot. Saying it was an out-of-court settlement, yet it's obvious Sukhwinder's company didn't pay.

Think about that carefully.

Courts are still handling a dispute.
Investigations are raising red flags.
DCI is reportedly questioning the legitimacy of the claims.

But the Cabinet allegedly says:
Give them the land anyway.

9,000 acres.

Just like that.

This is Land grabbing.

Whenever this government pushes something with unusual force, ask yourself one question:
Who is about to benefit?

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

President Ruto should stop dismissing Kenyans with polished GDP figures, fake growth numbers and fake hustler narratives.

Almost every Kenyan has a story of a relative, friend, or neighbour who was stable two or three years ago but is now struggling to survive. He should leave the podium, go to the ground, and see the real economy....shops closing because rent cannot be paid, businesses dying because customers have no buying power, families skipping basics, and young people losing hope. Go to CBD for instance and see empty shops and stalls.

This tough-headed dismissiveness is exactly what pushed the country into the deadly Finance Bill crisis. Kenyans pleaded, warned, protested, and still the government behaved like citizens were the problem. By the time the climbdown came, families were mourning.

The fact that Oscar Sudi and the people around him are doing well does not mean the economy is okay. Their wealth is not Kenya’s economy. The real economy is in the kiosks, salons, workshops, farms, markets, rental houses, and homes where people are quietly breaking.

Ruto must stop lecturing hungry people about growth. A country is not doing well because those around power are eating. A country is doing well when ordinary people can breathe.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

KPLC, it’s time to end this token nonsense.

Most Kenyans don’t need SMS.
Most don’t need to key in codes.

Just make it simple:
Pay -- tokens reflect -- power comes back instantly.

Anything else in 2026 is inefficiency.
Respect your customers.

[naiive @naiivememe]

me on my way to work because i'm not smart enough to scam people, too shy to dance on Tiktok, too old for a sugar daddy and too stupid for crypto

[FERDINAND OMONDI @FerdyOmondi]

Breaking news: WE WON!

The Kenya Seed and Plants Varieties Act, which threatened to fine and jail farmers for sharing uncertified seeds, has been declared unconstitutional!

Farmers break into celebration at the offices of Greenpeace Africa, which sponsored the case

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

A man throws his dad a birthday surprise while he's at work as a Matatu tout ❤️...

[Makandi @_masweets]

@HonPeterMuli Ehh, you missed several spots 🧹🧹🧹

[Makandi @_masweets]

@BlessedNjugush @NationAfrica eating Sucre...

[Schröndinger’s Tweet @RutoMustGoExpat]

Open Letter to @WilliamsRuto:

In all facets of life, whether in personal interactions or in business deals, the market will never lie to you about your desirability.

The People of Kenya, who hold sovereign power, have rejected you. Time and again they’ve said #RutoMustGo

You’ve lost all legitimacy you had as a leader, you have lost your supporters and managed to convince Millions of adults of sound mind that you’re not fit to be a husband, You’re not fit to be a father to your gaggle of degenerate children and most importantly, you’re not fit to lead this country.

You’ve abducted, tortured maimed or killed at least 1000 Innocent people in the last 6 months.

You’ve sold thousands more into slavery under the guise of labor export

You’ve looted trillions and stashed it abroad

You’ve sold our sovereign assets to shadowy entities.

Right now, we may seem weak, small, inconsequential, naive, stupid or other words you and those who serve you call us, but I assure you we are coming for you, your wife and your kids and your little friends. All of You will face justice one way or another.

The Kenyan people are a resilient people, you can’t kill everyone, you can’t exile everyone, you can’t buy/bribe everyone. A time is coming, where your wives, concubines, kids and kinsmen will look back at your actions and realize it was absolutely not worth it.

Just as sure as the sun rises in the East, Kenyans are coming for you because they shall not let Your EVIL outlive our country and Kenyans shall not let it be another unresolved uncured cancer that ravages our country for decades and kids read about in history books with no resolution. You can cut off one head, another will grow in its place. You can bribe one influencer, another one will rise up.

We have the luxury of time. We shall chase you out of office and around the world if we have to. It may not be me, or Amenya, or Kimuzi, or Hanifa, or Mwabili, or Oeba… it may not even be our generation that finally hangs you for your crimes, but it is coming. I promise you.

We are legion.

We are coming.

You’ll not get away with any of this.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND WILL BE ENOUGH.

[Mkenya Daima🇰🇪🇨🇦 @Mkenya_7]

I am certain that President William Ruto will go to jail, it might not be today or tomorrow but he definitely will ~ Okiah Omtata
#ImpeachBothThieves #RutoMustGo

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

8. This GIF by Jakub Nowosad demonstrates how the Mercator projection distorts the true sizes of continents and countries on a world map.

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

Margaret Nyakang'o and Nancy Gathungu are two heroines that have never been appreciated. The duo have done an incredibly good job in exposing those thieves despite threats and intimidations!
#RutoMustGo #NaneNaneMarch
#OccupyStateHouse

[K24TV @K24Tv]

“A fool is someone who believes William Ruto still needs time to deliver" -Galma Dido

[Makandi @_masweets]

@Mutuabrian_M Realize the guy went missing when the other one was unmasked. Amedisappear