manucho 😌

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Me: i love you

Porn director: CUT what the fuck

[✞ @Heyy_Lucid]

All work and no play got jack a Mercedes Benz.

[G-Joh🇰🇪 @jijow_ke]

Mimi heri nikuwe organ donor kuliko nidinywe haga juu ya pesa ...na wewe je😂😂

[ɢɦօֆȶ💀 @Am_kilelu]

msichana kama haujui kumoan normalize kunyamaza wtf is 'give it to me' as if wewe ni caesar...

[𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗵 @ombotojr]

Me enjoying the first 2 days with a baddie before she realise that I'm a broke guy:

[👽 @awwheyuu]

nobody fumbled you, you are a whore

[Chief Of Twita (King Of East)🇰🇪 @TwitaChief]

"Buy credit bro..." inasound swahili yet ni English🥹🥹

[Thug passion @passion_KE]

Ukiwa USIU then useme "Kachumbari" instead of Mexican Salsa

[ひ @yungnstackin]

I close my eyes when she’s on top cause why would I look up to a bitch?

[Focus @MrManFocus]

A wise man knows that every girl lies, cheats, and manipulates.
A foolish man believes his girl is not like other girls.

[Hunxho @hunxhoszn]

shit that hurt me replay in my head forever

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

your childhood wasn't lit if you ain't upload a video on youtube atleast once

[PakaMeow🐈 @pakameoww]

Kuja uniambie stori za watu wa kitambo

[Bims_🖤 @bi_bimpe]

You wake up tomorrow as your club manager. The first player you sell is who?

[ຸ @swagboygen]

i think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity.

[YT @tolafolaa]

nothing more awkward than waking up from a dream that has just highlighted some deep fear or insecurity that you refuse to acknowledge

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Pale Bus ya USIU Ukisema "Shukisha hapo mbele" badala ya "Driver, I wish to disembark at the next terrestrial landmark."...

[PakaMeow🐈 @pakameoww]

"Nionyeshe message " is so annoying, si uangalie simu yako ama ufunge kazi

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Pale USIU ukisema kumedi badala ya Astral projection

[yellow theCreator @perkmaybe]

99% of a man's stress comes from simply not having enough money.