Matthew Anderson

[LaMelo Ballsdurf @Tallsdurf]

That Vikings game

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

Looks like he’s about to kill a bunch of Jedi children

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Sound familiar?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy
-sending a flirty text
-eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips
-hearing your friend say “can i be
mean for a second?”
-doing finger-guns
-whitney houston’s “i wanna dance
with somebody”

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

Me to 2025.

[JustSayYesss 🔥🔥🔥 @uplatedrinkin]

Her lil bro said
“You kno what would really set things off”

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Only one way to kick off Thanksgiving Week

[Mustard @mustard]

Omg lol

[abby @abby4thepeople]

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

My guidance keeps saying, now is when the real work begins.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me talking about Ann Selzer (who I found out exists one hour ago)

[hot girl zo @zxsmithh]

As someone who has tried various Mac and cheese recipes…this one cleared them all when I made it

[Gette 🌊🦅🩵🕯 @gettedemi_]

“What’s the biggest misconception about you?”

“I don’t know, it’s not my business.”

[mariana @pastapilled]

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Kamala’s closing argument to America.

[SWÉCRED @Dr_Sway]

Dear work week,

I won’t miss you. You whooped my ass, but imma see you in 2 days for another round.

Sincerely,
A bitch doing their best

[shawty @dstuvwi]

My mental health is in the hands of fucking Sam Darnold this season. wtf did I do to deserve this

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

🚨 WE HAVE A NEW EDIT

[City of Long Beach @LongBeachCity]

Long Beach is ready to represent at @LA28! 😎🌴