Matt Smith

A man of engineering, short stature, improv, hockey and battenburg cake. The order sometimes gets jumbled up.

[Matt Smith @_Matt__Smith_]

@_onlyscott @AVFCOfficial would like a word...

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@bbcwm

[Matt Smith @_Matt__Smith_]

@RAFBrizeNorton Heard a loud noise over my house in Birmingham then found out it was the Globemaster! I wonder how many people realised it wasn't just a low flying Ryanair on its way to Birmingham International 😂 #C17 #c17globemaster #airmobilityforce

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I can't be the only one that sees it...

#POTUS #Trump #Vance #Tweety #LooneyTunes #Inauguration2025 #USElection2024 #Republican

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@JamesTCobbler Crikey. The man isn't looking good for 30.

;-)

[Matt Smith @_Matt__Smith_]

@gunpolicy @Tim_Walz FPC - "We debate to determine the best ideas. We explore, try things, and learn."

The same FPC to another gun owner - "Fuck all the way off you lying piece of shit".

You might want to make 'self-awareness' one of your values.

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

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@WKellingray @JeremyClarkson

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@BBCMOTD *Jude Bellingham went and apologised to every England player for playing like he'd been out on the lash the night before every game.

[Matt Smith @_Matt__Smith_]

@mrchrisaddison Quick, people of #Clacton , conduct another vote and get someone else in while he's gone! We'll all agree to pretend he never won the original vote when he asks 👍

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@Steve_Dangle I love you @Steve_Dangle ... but, what?

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#bbcfootball Has Kane or Bellingham got out of bed today? The lack of pace and ideas from them is concerning. It's Watkins time. Waiting another 30 mins for Kane to come off will be too late.

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#bbcfootball What does Harry Kane have to do to be dropped for the semi final? Score an own goal? Kick Southgate in the nuts? He made a compelling case today. #ENGSUI

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#bbcfootball Never in doubt *heart rate returns to normal* #ENGSUI

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#bbcfootball a gentle rugby tackle on Toney in the last few seconds. I get refs are reluctant to give penalties, especially in the last few seconds, but does the Swiss defender have to actually punch Toney in the face to concede a foul?!

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#bbcfootball As a Villa fan, I'm gutted Watkins isn't coming on. But Toney coming on is exciting (and overdue). #toneytime

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#bbcfootball Can any of the pundits (or anyone in the country) point to a single positive influence Kane has had on this game? It's time for Watkins or Toney. It was at half time to be honest. #ENGSWI

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@BADW0LF66 @apollorobot

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@KNOWER_music Now... UK TOUR!!! 🔥

(please...)

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@Steve_Dangle A question from a gutted UK Leafs fan... yes, Matthews, Marner and Willy take a lot of blame for all this... But when can we finally admit that JT wearing the C just ain't working. Most boring, uninspiring captain in history... #LeafsForever #LFR #MapleLeafs #sdpn