Dan Titmuss

He/him. I make stuff up in New York. Go watch Love Note, a short film Natalie and I made.

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

Wow they won The Chase. Happy for them, but sad that because that means they kill the Chaser which isn’t right in my opinion

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

The kitchen sink can have a little oil, as a treat

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

@dylanemery Iceland?

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

At 30 I drank my first pint of olive oil. At 35, I drank 2 pints of olive oil in one hours. At 40 I drink a bath olive oil when in it. You are NEVER too old to get what you WANT in LIFE, I am proof!

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

@burncoryburn @F1 More spins than starts!

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

@CultureCrave @BBC I think @asabfb should be the next bond and play it exactly like he plays Otis in Sex Education. I’d love to see an awkward Bond explain how problematic a villain is being and treating the henchmen to some therapy.

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

My wife and I talk to our robot vacuum like it’s our precious child and that’s all the grandchildren my parents are getting, unfortunately.

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

Did https://t.co/VWiHiu2UiJ predict the internet? Was everyone in 1929 like “what do you mean? What the hell is dotcom?”

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

@MRJKilcoyne It might be interactive like Bandersnatch

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

It's 24 years since my all-time favourite press apology/correction. If any of you can beat it, I'm all ears.

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

@MRJKilcoyne Tapas

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

The average human eats 2-3 lbs of food per day, the average horse eats around 15 lbs. So conservatively a centaur is shoveling around 17lbs of food through that tiny human mouth every day just to keep it alive. Something to think about.

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

@skullsnsheets I love your art so much, this is fantastic.

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

@glennis__menace https://t.co/UtyigEcJjV

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

Any time anyone says that a vegetable is actually a fruit I think “shut the hell up no one cares”.

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

I mean, I’m not lying. I usually do hope the email finds them well.

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

What more are you confident you’ve seen at least 10 times?

Jurassic Park
A Knight’s Tale
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (family favorite)
Star Wars V
Ratatouille

[Jason Hazeley @JasonHazeley]

What 5 movies are you confident you've seen at least 10 times?

Please Sir
Capricorn One
Billy Liar
All The President’s Men
Withnail & I

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

@MaxBeneke We call them touchy-torches

[Dan Titmuss @dantitmuss]

Ok sure

[Netflix @netflix]

Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.