Matt Castles

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@theneedledrop XXX takeover

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Passing a car in the corner of a parking garage is the modern day equivalent to jousting

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@theneedledrop recently played 🤌

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Double Blinkers and slam poetry at the Salvation Army Kettle bell in front of Wal-Mart

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Got my car broken into today and got everything stolen except for Catan. Little did they know that’s worth more than the broken AirPods and extra cookout sauce sitting in my cup holder. Thanks for the free interior clean, Sly Cooper

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Ahead of it's time Rotoscope Animation, 1933

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Another Friday night of watching Lebron James lying/rapping wrong lyrics complications with the boys

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First date idea: you pick all the marshmallows out of my lucky charms box while I play Sonata No. 14 in C-Sharp Minor on the recorder I won at Dave and Busters

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Taylor Swift fans are the female equivalent to dudes who post every new Drake album on their Instagram story

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Friday

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Battling traffic control people in the airport arrival line is the best. How long can I act like the most incompetent person on the planet for until my car gets beat in by this guys candy corn lightsaber

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about to make the most electric charcuterie board for the she hulk season finale tonight

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Checkmate Father, that pole lamp is mine.

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Every time I go to my grandparents house I leave sticky notes with my name on it on things I want in their will. 1/2

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@benshapiro explain that

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biggest lesson I learned in college is that if I smoke weed before going out I turn into Mark Zuckerberg and am a lizard person for 4 hours. Feed me an edible and 6 Miller lights and I’m walking around like Minecraft Steve trying to convince myself I didn’t piss my pants #college

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@collinyates23 Let’s go red guys

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Sent the new Nav album to my grandpa and he showed up to lunch in Vlone and feather earrings

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Telling a GNC employee that you don’t want to spend another $70 for a 15% discount is the equivalent to trying to convince a young life leader that you’re not interested in going to their summer camp