Matthew Day

Husband to a wonderful woman and father to an incredible young lady. Nephew to two gorgeous uncles, etc... living life with my family...

[Matthew Day @_Mattduk_]

@MyLordBebo And like a cunt, you shared it.

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Listening to @BBCr4today this morning and the utter tripe from the guy opposing abolishing stamp duty, claiming what it would do to the price of £10m houses. What a ridiculous argument.

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@metpoliceuk 4 of your clowns, heading west on the A127 in an unmarked Lexus, hogging the overtaking lane. You might want to remind them that just because they’re cops they still should observe lane discipline. 2 in the back, waving their warrant cards at me like they’re royalty

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@TUIUK your app is shit. Thank
You.

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@oasis @TicketmasterUK @Twickets #ticketmasterarecunts

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@ITVX your app is proper shit. I can either watch the match from the start or from half time. Neither option lets me rewind or forward wind. I think you should just call it a day and leave the market. Bye.

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@Rydooapp your chat support is diabolical. One and a half hours between replies is not a chat. Might as well use a fecking pigeon!

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Who do I speak to at @HMRCgovuk to discuss their mind-numbing hold music?! If you’re going to wait an hour to answer the sodding phone, at least play me something that doesn’t destroy brain cells.

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Don’t worry @Tesco, you just put the chipolatas and the bacon in the packaging. I’ll take care of actually assembling the delicious little feckers. 🙄 #doingthebareminimum #chargingtheearth #tescofailist

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@pritipatel Yrs, but unfortunately you’re a pointless cretin. So your opinion carries very little weight with intelligent humans.

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Dear @love_prezzo had a lovely evening in your Brentwood restaurant. Nice food, excellent service. But… sorry, there’s a but. Who designed your drinks menu? Only two whiskeys and one of those is Jack Daniels’s?! I know we’re in TOWIE land, but, come on. Give it some thought!

[Matthew Day @_Mattduk_]

When it comes to cooking Indian food. I never compromise!

I highly recommend these spice blends. Absolutely delicious.

https://t.co/wiUltTyZ3q

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Look at that, @Ticketmaster being pricks again. Who knew?

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No comment @MEATERmade ??

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Short of putting my phone in the f***ing oven, I can’t get it any closer to the probe!! @MEATERmade, your product is far too expensive to fail this hard.

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@mjrobbins Well said.

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The naivety and ignorance on Twitter surrounding our beautiful Queen is incredible. Especially the chirping about imperialism and slavery (from Americans!) Jesus Christ people, read something other then J K Rowling for a change.

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@MikeHorsburgh @IanDunt That’s every civilisation known to man.

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@berty_1397 @JohnKee43088028 @benshapiro All except the improvement bit.

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@Kevin_Maguire I’m guessing you weren’t hugged enough as a child. Stop whining you pointless little man.