matt

sometimes software development tweets.
mostly lazy retweets.

[factorydoge @factorydoge69]

claude confirm all my pre existing cognitive biases and amplify them by sycophantically agreeing with all my ideas. make no mistakes.

[Mr. Smithsonian @Mr_Smithsonian]

If you lean even slightly right these days just know I don’t like you

[Charlie Light @charliewrich]

The plan?

Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going

[TV’S ALEX PTAK @PtakTestKitchen]

GUY WHO DOESN’T THINK THE GOVERNMENT CAN RUN THE POST OFFICE: it appears the EPA has perfected their Hurricane Device

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

it's absolutely perfect

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

My favourite thing about this country is that 'you can't take money from millionaires, they might leave' is considered a more valid and compelling argument than 'you can't take money from disabled people, they might die'.

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

why five guys burger always look like somebody just took it out they pocket

[onion person @CantEverDie]

it’s amazing how republicans main political platform is just wanting to kill people

[azi @sazifide]

friends are talking over the song i queued

[Jackson @zeroxjackson]

GitHub Reels

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Wow, I wonder why the university full of smart people doesn't support the ideology&party of dumb people

[doc shartman @DocShartman]

she’s about to earn 1.840e47 points in balatro

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Imagining telling climate scientists in the 90s that we’re just going to do nothing about climate change and blame all the disasters on black and gay people

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

All this, but no denial. Very normal.

[wukko @uwukko]

“speculation” and it’s blurred on every european news outlet because we all know what it is

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They really can’t be any clearer

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly if your response to listening to a bishop beg for mercy for frightened marginalized people is getting angry, you are an evil person

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

it’s so embarrassing being american

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

ELON MUSK TO THE WORLD!

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Historians: that was a nazi salute.
neo-nazis: that was a nazi salute.

ADL: awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm