Matt

[José enrique @Jesanchez3]

Chris Sutton on Saka and Salah:

🗣️"Saka is winning the battle on the right. Salah has not been the same footballing force for Liverpool this season."

Saka - 13 goals, 10 assists
Salah- 22 goals, 10 assists

I agree that salah definitely hasn't been at his best and Saka has had a better season, but it shows the standards Mo has set since he arrived to Liverpool.

🎨@lfcfanagram

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Jose Mourinho and Antonio Conte have both won a trophy at every club they’ve managed for at least 50 games…

Except for one. ❌🏆

[Matt @_mattjbb29]

@SouthernRailUK Been ongoing for 3 months fellas

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

If you fell into a sewer, got covered in shit, then when trying to find your way out, you tripped and landed in a pile of used condoms - your shirt would still be less of a dirty, filthy, disgusting, putrid rag than the Daily Mail.

https://t.co/zczcdh4Spr

[Dmitry Grozoubinski @DmitryOpines]

I see we're at that stage in the news cycle where pundits pretend not to understand the difference between an MP doing the occasional nursing shift and their receiving £10,000 per day for unspecified "consulting services" to help a foreign business "navigate the UK government".

[Matt @_mattjbb29]

@Retro_NUFC It’s beautiful

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

The hate for Wrexham I don’t get really

We all complain that too many clubs aren’t run well by fit and proper owners

Now a club has been fortunate of being ran by ambitious owners that backs it and the community there’s a problem

Do these people want clubs in limbo forever?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Local Conservative members in Uxbridge, shortly after deciding to select Boris Johnson as their candidate in the next election.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life

[Matt @_mattjbb29]

@kelvmackenzie This is a very confused tweet

[Matt @_mattjbb29]

@Carra23 🍒

[Matt @_mattjbb29]

@terryflewers

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

potty tory mps this morning are like 'really enjoyed match of the day last night on my television set. it was so refreshing to just sit back with a glass of lager beer and watch my team spurs city wanderers do their soccer goals without all that lefty analysis'

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

I'm at BBC HQ in London where there is a statue of George Orwell and his words

"If Liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."

Watch the vid 🙏🏼

⁦@GaryLineker⁩ #IStandWithGary

[Matt @_mattjbb29]

@FootyScran @WestHam Relegate them now

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.

[Nick De Marco KC @nickdemarco_]

Imagine the criticism of Putin’s Russia if some sports (not news) commentator on state TV criticised the war in Ukraine in a social media post outside work & was suddenly pulled of TV, forbidden from commenting on football. Or anywhere else. The BBC is an absolute embarrassment #bbc #MOTD #garylineker

[Matt @_mattjbb29]

@10DowningStreet Fuck this government

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Comparisons with 1930s Germany are not acceptable, says national broadcaster, as it complies with demands from the ruling party to take a prominent government critic off air.

[Matt @_mattjbb29]

@McGiff Irony being this isn’t anything to do with football