matt jordan

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[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

Hello

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

@_robyn_smith 4chan is what you are asking for

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

@tao_lin Don't be shy

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

@timshiny21 Yea

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

I think Neil degrasse Tyson is an earnest guy who just went a little mad with power

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Flags out now!!! Go give it a listen ❤️❤️❤️
https://t.co/tCAMdkXMdm

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

Just failed the Mr Beast $1,000,000,000,000 orbeez challenge does anyone know a good place to sell copper wiring so I can buy my dad heart medication?

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

Squidward is such a shitty, ungrateful employee

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

Just rolled out some significant turds from my backend #elonowned #elonratio

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Significant backend server architecture changes rolled out. Twitter should feel faster.

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

this actually makes me more confused I hate thinking about science and I hate the pyramids

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

A theory on how the ancient pyramids in Egypt were built https://t.co/x7mv4LSQrw

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If someone uses one of those little light book reader things on a red eye flight it should be ok to kill them

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just gave myself a cluster headache trying to solve this

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

my love language is wresting

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

smokin that shit that made marvin gay >>>>>>>>>>>>

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we need a president who will replace all of the wood chips with sand

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I wish I could forget how to read I feel like my life would be a lot more laid back

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@8168007Y817CH35 What the hell are you talking about

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@qui__gon__jon Unbelievably based

[matt jordan @_mattjordan_]

Moon landing must of been the most hype shit ever

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YouTube video essayists are all fucking nerds how about try picking up. A football you fuckin nerd