Maeve Campbell

sad but rad

[Maeve Campbell @_mauve__]

*gives grace glass of wine*

grace: this smells like church

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

"the queen's dying" "buckingham palace" "pedophile family" bro i already told you i don't watch game of thrones

[Deep Fried Twinkie @deepfriedtwinke]

I knew the queen died before the BBC did because the irish blood inside me vibrated like an amber alert

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t always remember to congratulate friends on getting a new job but I ALWAYS show up to celebrate when they quit their job

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she disappears when she’s not ok

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

I’m not in your book club. I don’t give a fuck what the Bible says.

[Nathan Monk @fathernathan]

The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

i love when people are like "how can you be a Catholic & pro-choice" it's super easy when you treat faith as a personal relationship rather than forcing your religion on everyone else in a country based on religious freedoms, maybe try that????

[Tellingway, Writer of Histories 🌻 @thornweaving]

To be clearer: your app data is not private. if your menstruation pattern is disrupted, and an app knows about it, prosecutors can use that as evidence against you in court

[eileenthecrow.bsky.social 🐶 @trapweapon]

don’t talk to the cops. DO NOT talk to the cops. don’t talk if they’re being friendly. don’t talk if you’re innocent. don’t talk if you’re guilty. don’t talk if there’s “no point denying it.” don’t talk to get it over with. don’t talk because you’re scared. DON’T. TALK.

[catturd2.bsky.social @thetomzone]

convenient the court kneecapped Miranda right before triggering nationwide protests

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass