Max Logan

Stand up comedian, Streamer, Podcast host, whatever other synonyms there are for unemployed 20 something losers.

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

It’s been brought to my attention that my entire aesthetic is PlayStation 1 Snape

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Never been easier to make this app btw

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

I want someone that’s good at app development to make an app that says wether the queens dead yet or not, just a yes or no. Nothing fancy

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

If you’ve ever felt anything towards the main series Pokémon games I’m sure this will resonate with you https://t.co/ISLQAxjNWg

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

Coming back to Twitter after a while rn is like visiting a theme park you used to visit as a child but now it’s possessed and also somehow more racist than it used to be?

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

Here’s hoping there’s a bush tucker trial where Matt has to die a sacrificial death so that everyone else at camp can eat

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

It's my Birthday come say hi! Polite and respectful online gamer plays ftp team shooters. https://t.co/IoGT8uo4v6

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

I live for shoulder checking uni students and tourists that don’t get out ur way. U might carry weight in ur killing the poor society Tarquin but out here the streets don’t care 😤

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

fighting robots, come say hi https://t.co/IoGT8u6t6w

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come OVER and WATCH me play 2 https://t.co/IoGT8uoCkE

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

Is it still called necrophilia if the dead body is fucking you?

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

Must be shit to be a rangers fan…. Today especially

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I think regardless of wether the Queen lives or dies this has proven that only fucking weirdos like the monarchy, otherwise all the tweets and memes would be about how worries we are she’s unwell

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Yeh she fucking spoke to her

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Liz truss must have done something on that visit to the Queen!

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

@Stumpy_Boi I completely forgot about this, fuck the app everyone gets a personal goose that honks when the skin suit known as the queen splits down the middle like a fucking flesh Gundam and the lizard alien inside slithers into a knew host

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

I want someone that’s good at app development to make an app that says wether the queens dead yet or not, just a yes or no. Nothing fancy

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

Someone’s been paid off

[Jess Ong @Jess_Ong_]

The Royals are far from perfect and not everyone’s cup of tea, but the Queen is the embodiment of service and duty to one’s country. It’s a shame to see such disrespect and vulgar comments about a mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. Show some decency.
#QueenElizabeth

[Foundational White Janissary @White_Janissary]

Reports indicate that Her Majesty has bestowed a great honor upon Meghan Markle by requesting her to be the recipient of the “Final Slur:” a traditional rite whereby the British Monarch utters their final racist remark before death. Markle will be the first non-Irish beneficiary.

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

5’6 guys after lifting for 3 days

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

We should honestly just put a big tarp over Balmoral to trap the Queens soul as it escapes, something with that much energy could power the country through the impending energy apocalypse.

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

You wot? Lizard Boris?

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Nah real talk though, the queens name is literally the last two prime minister’s names combined.
That’s jokes.

[Max Logan @_max_logan]

I think moving out of my parents home has been good for me overall but also I just had 2 codeine tablets I found inside my couch and a handful of broken digestives for brunch so it’s a grey area I guess