max yano

@WashUIMRes PSTP. Via @OhioStateMSTP @OhioStateMed @OSUCCC_James @Pelotonia.

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Not to brag, but I’ve finished my personal statement already.

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@MLCoreyHSC Doesn’t LA have relatively frequent air quality alerts…? How aren’t they ahead of Columbus??? (I didn’t read the article, but this is strange)

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BEACH DAY MATCH DAY!

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OMG!

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@OhioState 🤢🤮

[Adam Kittai @AdamKittai]

Excited to share this manuscript. Patient characteristics predict Richters Transformation in patients with #CLL treated with ibrutinib. @AjHematology @OSUHematology @KerryARogersMD @SeemaAliBhat1

https://t.co/Zd6AHctsSB

[max yano @_max_yano_]

Why do cardiologists hate dachshunds?
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Because they're long qts!

[max yano @_max_yano_]

ERAS submitted! Coming soon* to an IM PSTP near† you!

*June
†Depending on where you live and where I match

[Columbus Library @columbuslibrary]

If we get every single resident of Columbus to get a library card this month we’ll rename our Main Library to Flavortown HQ

[max yano @_max_yano_]

The Ras family, an objective tier list:
S – Ras
A – HRas, NRas, KRas
B – Apparently there are like 30 others I’ve never heard of.
F – ERAS

[max yano @_max_yano_]

Today is World Marrow Donor Day!
Registering as a donor is easy, and you could save a life!
https://t.co/gcQN1hhAK9
#WMDD2022

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Does anyone know why ERAS lets me put an end date of 2058 (36 years in the future)?
Is anyone using those super-distant dates?

Like, there’s a non-trivial mortality risk at this scale…
#medstudenttwitter

[max yano @_max_yano_]

“Higher tea intake was associated with lower mortality risk among those drinking 2 or more cups per day”

My *entirely unbiased* opinion is that this study is perfect and correct! My dietary habits are ~evidence-based~

https://t.co/FOVGoRag6G

[max yano @_max_yano_]

What’s a puppy’s favorite GI structure?
The ligament of TREATS!

Google says this isn’t actually how you pronounce that name, but oh well 🤷🏼‍♂️

[max yano @_max_yano_]

WE GOT A PUPPY!
His name is Jasper and he’s a toller and SO fluffy!

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Apparently, despite the name, Raoultella ornitholytica *doesn't* break birds (it's just fancy Klebsiella).
Tremendously disappointing.

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@LordoMatt Oof, that sounds even worse!
Fortunately the concussion was mild & the Covid also mild so far 🤞🏻.

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Concussion 1 week before Step 1.
Covid 1 week before Step 2. (Today)
I wonder what will happen before Step 3!

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@Aaron_TheThomas I thought this might have been like Taylor Swift’s $1 lawsuit, but no, she asked for real damages. So now violating federal/state civil rights laws costs less than a parking ticket???