Roo’s mom

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

“USA is moving toward fascism”

USA is LEADING the world with fascism & genocide, what are y’all on 😭

[biralerchokh @fleabagandlaila]

This shit is so true .

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[Neet @neet_sol]

Looking at the lives of your older coworkers and realizing you need to find a way out of this

[Jenni @hashjenni]

politicians be like “no one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare pensions and lifetime salaries

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we have to find a way to communicate with them

[Roo’s mom @_maxb]

@wydbear Also she's too old…

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Hey babe…a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. Not a special being

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

Remember people said this was a hoax?

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

A fly will enter your house through a microscopic gap in the space time continuum but cannot locate a fully open patio door for 6 8 business hours

[Forrest Miller 🎥🏆 @AlwaysFlacko]

This shit is funny because nobody sane or who wasn’t pandering ever said George Floyd was a hero.. we just said he shouldn’t have been murdered by a cop who kneeled on his neck for 9 minutes.

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Since Pope Leo XIV mentioned this in encyclical, this means if your employer is pushing you to use AI, you can cite religious conserns as a reason to not use it at work

[izzy @redshirt990]

People dead ass wanted me to feel bad for this guy

[ً @wynrosei]

Do you realize how badly you have to treat a mammal to stop it from reproducing?

[Warren @swd2]

47 years of living in the south and here’s what I know to be true. If they have a confederate flag on display, they’re doing awful things to kids, pets, and/or spouses. Lots of hate comes with that loser banner.

[k @alfkkifine]

some men will call themselves “starved of intimacy” after ignoring their girlfriend all day then touching her only when they want something

[SkinwalkerActual @nw_wolfrunner]

If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.