toxicmaxulinity

[Charly Cyr @charlyss28]

If you wanna be fat be fat but I’m just a skinny nigga speaking

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

just remembered that my future depends on me

[toxicmaxulinity @_maxenna_]

Keurig coffee is like the bud light of beer

[toxicmaxulinity @_maxenna_]

I’d love to be a fly on the wall in a cell when the mitochondria walks in

[toxicmaxulinity @_maxenna_]

Gassed up sharty
Said I need bout farty

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Hello 911, I'd like to report a murder

[Stuart @punished_stu]

6 year olds will be "really into dinosaurs" and think it's a whole personality

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

My dating profile:

[Wilmington HS @WHSCane]

Congratulations to our prom royalty, King Ben Baylor and Queen Madison Rickman.

Hope everyone has a safe and happy prom tonight.

[V🦂 @vxprada]

me after bashing his zodiac sign on twitter all day

[toxicmaxulinity @_maxenna_]

@whoreamillion You still have time to delete this

[Mama Crass @KatPapaJohns]

2020: wear a mask and stand 6 feet apart

2021: wear 2 masks and stand 3 feet apart

2022: wear 5 masks and stand on one foot

2023: to the left

2024: take it back now y'all

2025: cha cha real smooth

[👤 @mas1z1]

RIP sigmund freud i know he woud've loved reddit

[toxicmaxulinity @_maxenna_]

@whoreamillion Thanks. 😀

[toxicmaxulinity @_maxenna_]

He hold his daytrades tighter than he hold me😞