moderate to severe italian wife

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna!

[☥ @rosiesrib]

obsessed with ancient egypt bc everyone wore eyeliner and u would be put to death for harming or killing a cat

[marissa 🧬 | in my hacks era @marissaleigh152]

“You have been busting my balls all day over a SAHHNDWICH SHAHHOPPPP?!” is still one of my favourite line deliveries ever lmao

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

At some point, we really need to normalize not wanting visitors after giving birth 😭

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Trump looks like the back of Ashley's head in The Boys

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I wish the popcorn at amc got you high

[jake! @reyscarradine]

jar jar binks is funny as fuck if you have enough joy and whimsy in your soul

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[popsee @qopsee99]

Sorry if I was being rude I fucking hate you

[Michael @MGrecoBuf]

Zach Benson training the next few days to attack either Cole Caufield or Nikita Kucherov like a rabid dog for 2 weeks

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Anthony Bourdain has to be one of the coolest people to ever do it.

[໊ @wynavira]

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[night blooming jasmine @babywasteland]

people are like yay it’s a beautiful spring day and the birds are singing it’s time to get out all of my loudest tools such as chainsaws and weedeaters and leaf blowers and power washers

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range

[ci 𓅓 @cicireion]

“you’re just spoiled” yes, i am. what’s next?

[Jon Harris @ByJonHarris]

You probably won't see another obituary like this today, as seen in today's edition of @TheBuffaloNews.

[eclair @evilclaire]

asking the teens at Brandy Melville if my c section scar is visible

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

The party scene in Wes Craven's "Scream" (1996) lasts around forty-two minutes long. It was shot over the course of twenty-one days from the time the sun set to the time it rose. Sometimes, the actors were drenched in Corn syrup (Blood) from night till dawn.

After the filming wrapped, the crew had t-shirts made that read "I SURVIVED SCENE 118" (The name of the scene during shooting). The cast and crew jokingly called it "The longest night in horror history."

["Scream: The Inside Story (2011) by Daniel Farrands]

[cow @cowincrisis]

this will not be up for discussion

left:
golden retriever
border colli
st. bernard
dachshund
springer spaniel
beagle
english sheepdog
komondor
irish setter
great dane
italian greyhound
french bulldog
australian shepherd
sharpei

centralist:
labrador retriever

right:
german shepherd
chinese crested
pitbull
corgi
boxer
poodle
doberman
pomeranian
bernese mountain dog
jack russel
chow chow
airedale terrier
husky
yorkshire terrier
dalmation
rottweiler
any of those crusty white rat dogs

fascist:
chihuahua