Max Pacheco

Sports! (LSU, Red Sox, Patriots) • UMass Dartmouth Alumni (x2) • Certified Public Accountant (CPA) in MA

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

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[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

The Scots have been here so long they're going to start calling into Felger and Mazz with Driveline takes

[Yeah That’s Tyee 📻 @YkThatsTyee]

AOC being hot will be what it takes for us to get free healthcare and it’s comically American

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Omg this is insane

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

This is genuinely stunning

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The vibes are insane. Driving through the great state of Louisiana on our way to New Orleans. It’s crazy how diverse this country is, every day the scenery looks different.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

Why are the Red Sox always awful at evaluating injury timelines up front?

[Tim Healey @timbhealey]

News from @PeteAbe: Garrett Crochet told the Globe that his lat strain “is a lot worse than what we thought” and he has “no idea” when he might get cleared to throw.

https://t.co/HsuaKJC8jE

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

I’m starting to think Alex Cora wasn’t the problem.

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: Eagles are trading A.J. Brown to the Patriots for a 2028 1st-RD pick a 2027 5th-RD pick, per @RapSheet & @TomPelissero 🚨

Drake Maye finally gets his WR1 🔥

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

Hey, so, this is fucking pathetic as a concept

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Multiple officials told @timbhealey that Craig Breslow might benefit from having an interpreter of sorts, someone with a more traditional baseball “fabric” and personable demeanor to convey his message.

Some in the organization believe Chad Tracy could fill that role because he’s comfortable pushing back.

[Michael Mockler @esquiremichael1]

There’s a 31 year old guy out there who will watch 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time this week so they can be caught up on The Rewatchables

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

SAS suggesting that LeBron James sent Nick Wright after him to criticize his Jaylen Brown takes? This guy is such a fucking moron it’s awesome

[joebuddenclips/fanpage @Thechat101]

Stephen a smith says nick wright should be ashamed of himself for saying he’s moving like a mob boss with jaylen brown . Smith says he knows who sent nick wright at him

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

Ed Orgeron is returning to LSU and will serve as the special assistant to recruiting and defense for the Tigers

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

OH MY FUCKING LORD WE HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK HOLY SHIT GEAUX TIGERS

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: LSU and Lane Kiffin have hired Ed Orgeron as the special assistant to recruiting and defense, the school has announced.

https://t.co/NwHWwTEo40

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

This team doesn’t have one ounce of fight

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Just a depressing slate of numbers on the Red Sox season.

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

I’m terrified that this isn’t satire

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

Oh?

[NESN @NESN]

"I think we're playing really good baseball"

Wilyer Abreu on the Red Sox performance against the Phillies 🎙️

🤝 presented by @WBMasonCo

[What’s Wright? with Nick Wright @WhatsWrightShow]

"People get so mad at this take... Kobe's the 8th greatest player and he was never the best player in the world."

@getnickwright breaks down the best player in the world during every season of Kobe's career... and why it was never him

[Max Pacheco @_maxpacheco]

Each day that this Red Sox team isn’t blown up is a waste of time. Craig Breslow was dumb enough to think this group was going to work, and now the fear is that he’s not smart enough to cut his losses and turn it into something for the future. This is a lost season.