Max West

[Max West @_maxwest_]

@Christo4clemens I'm about to be home for 3 weeks in June. Buckle your boots fam

[Max West @_maxwest_]

Me : oh you're getting a bunny? You should name it something creative.

7th grader: I think I'm going to name it Bunn-hole.

[Don't ever @DontEver_]

Just threw a 1 guard on the ball trimmer, now I won't ever cut my sack. Easily the best decision of 2015 I've made thus far.

[Max West @_maxwest_]

@briknucks stanks Fam 🙌 I was lookin uggs

[Max West @_maxwest_]

Blowing smoke clouds with your vape pen is about as impressive as being able to tie your shoes...

[Max West @_maxwest_]

That moment when you realize your friends are boring as shit on #snapchat

[Max West @_maxwest_]

Dear Facebook, no one cares whose birthday it is. Sincerely, EVERYONE

[Max West @_maxwest_]

Just heard gun shots outside my window. Bout to go see if da homies want to trade some Pokemon

[Max West @_maxwest_]

Just tried to give a homeless man my food and he replied, "what is this, I have a gluten allergy".

[Max West @_maxwest_]

@LianaYeoman "A" for effort fam

[Max West @_maxwest_]

@briknucks you know I have nothing but loves. We forevs Fam

[Max West @_maxwest_]

Fuck #tinder, I follow bitches on yelp

[Max West @_maxwest_]

Dear God, why the hell do i have shoulder hair? It's 2015. Harsh winters are over

[Max West @_maxwest_]

$53 to ship a pair of kicks? Lady I live off hamburger helper...

[Max West @_maxwest_]

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[Max West @_maxwest_]

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