mayapinion

♍️. univ. of lynchburg alumna.

[🏹 ★ @j4heimm]

this tweet has been killing me all day man

[jan michael @janmichaelxx]

he’s dominican

[ko . @kohmene]

this probably my karma for how i did them niggas in 2022-2024

[スシサシミミ🪬📿 @Amaterasuuu0426]

This guy on tiktok said he dated a chill girl and at first he thought it was great and he found out that the reason she was chill is bcos she was cheating looool im only chill when im juggling 2-3 men at the same time. If a woman likes u she will never be chill.

[Cirophue 🦋🖤➕ @__Xenamo]

He Bahamian 😂😂😂

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Still can't believe this ngga sent me this message😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Ryan - Orthopedic Surgeon VTuber 🦴🦿🔨🪛 @rrRyandlr]

I hate the fact that I can read this.

[OGIDE PRISCA @OgidePrisca]

I’ll never forget the day a woman came in with her husband, complaining of pain at her C-section wound. As I tried to examine her abdomen, she pushed my hand away and asked when the doctor was coming. Mind you, my name was on my scrubs. 😂
The nurse assisting me immediately asked, “So the person standing in front of you is a pastor?”
Silence. Then cooperation. 😂😭

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Someone tweeted “my friends aren’t even useless, why would I deal with a useless man” the other day and she was straight COOKING

[M. @_Moselyn]

Crazy how life works

[ms. perfectttt @slimmgoody]

if owing me a “hard time” is fucking my old nigga that ain’t a hard time for me 🤣🤣🤣 tf

[ZIM @zimwhodey]

Bengals Bye Week…. #MVP⏳

[strict asian obama @cybergrla]

getting your favorite ngga back after thinking yall was done for good >>>

[Kayaķï✨ @_QUEENTUT_]

& the crazy thing about me is. I think fat shaming is 100% okay. Nobody need to be this gotdamn big. Seriously

[َ @ungodlywests]

oh!

[chė monee @chemonee]

true story

[BIG KEY 🔑 @lakeyah]

Niggas always thinking we got crazy chemistry 😭 .. no nigga I’m just a vibe

[Durable @Durableeee]

STOP IM BOUT TO CRY

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

I hope and pray this is what my future holds

[E. @Bite_Sizzee]

“I love ya lips” …yea yea yea nigga suck ya own dick .