Maya Lewis

thx 4 coming to my TED talk

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Mitch Haniger straight up rejected this Julio Rodríguez home run robbery.

Gotta protect the paint

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

There's down bad, and then there's whatever happened to the Angels in this inning

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Earlier in the month we saw a hitter get four strikes.

Now presenting, a walk on three balls

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

Ready for social distanced Trick-or-Treating! Hand sanitizer provided. Located on the 4800th block of Fauntleroy Way. 🎃 @westseattleblog

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

@Juwelz_10 I need to find adderal

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

Hoping that we can all do our part and take these safety measures seriously. I don’t want my last conversation with him to be through a window. ❣️❣️❣️

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

Was told to roll down my window this morning to have a man ask me “why I look so mean?”. Then went to the gym and a guy harassed me so much during my workout I left early.

Both instances there were men bystanders that did nothing. Hold each other accountable.

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

PLS STOP MANSPREADING ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

I think my anxiety started in 7th grade when my friends starting using Omegle. 50% chance to chat with a 13 year old boy with a Justin Bieber haircut 50% it was an unsolicited dick

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

Update: on my way out while carrying my pizza slice, he says “you bought my dinner too?” *reaches for my food*

WHY

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

After a long day I had to make a quick Costco trip. The man helping me said “its’s ok to smile by the way” and my first reaction was to FUCKING APOLOGIZE. What in gods patriarchy hell am I living in.

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

I think marriage is an outdated societal construct but the idea of being able to put Sweet Caroline and Hot in Here on the same playlist for my reception is proving too tempting....

[Daniel Lee | Cleaning Business @DanielCleanBiz]

Well this aged poorly...

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

Beginning of the decade vs end of decade. Petitioning for mom to come shop for me again 💔

[Maya Lewis @_mayaleww]

I think this morning I was recruited into a cult by my Lyft driver. Apparently in his “group” the “pairings” have a 0% divorce rate.

[Sarahtonin @sarahmyrs]

Dude I’m so ready for fat girl fall