Mayank Saraf

ek din do din beete lage sal already hogaya bura hal

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

@sushisrthebest Insightful

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

@alliepaglu Indeed got both

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

Confusing my Twitter algorithm by liking tweets across the entire political spectrum

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

Just sometimes this life shit works out

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

People after seeing the beauty of Irish wednesdays

[uditi @saraogi_uditi]

FUCKING LOVE MY LIFE LOVE GETTING DRUNK W FRIENDS LOVE KARAOKE LOVE UNEMPLOYMENT

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

The non linear nature of life is pretty intimidating

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

One internship was enough for me to realise why everyone hates HR

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

Every time I convince a junior to not come to xaviers the world heals a little

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

Might just have to become a farmer the way this ai shits progressing

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

It’s so funny that Zohran clearly uses cutlery to eat food all the time (to the point of using it to eat a burrito on the subway) but he eats with his hands on camera as like a costume performance thing for white people to find him exotic

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

iPhone 6 was objectively the best iPhone

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

The only reasonable test of driving ability is if you can rev match

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

Texting your manager in an internship feels like being a clingy ex

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

This city feels so incestuous the way everyone knows everyone

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

2 am uber ride discussing life with the driver is peak

[Mayank Saraf @_mayank_saraf]

Never stay with your parents after finishing school

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

I hate it when I do math about where my money went, and it all adds up . No one robbed me .I didn't lose it ..it was really all me

[snickery @hiiiitaaaaa]

saw a girl texting, smiling in the metro. sabka katega yaar