Maya Porter

♬ a pirate flag and an island girl ♬

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

I listened to @thehunnaband for 36 hours this 2018 according to @spotify #noshame

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

Y’all my video just hit 1.5k views on Facebook! I’m so thankful. #thehunna #thehunna100 #badforyou #acousticcovers #differentkey #thanksgenis https://t.co/ua1BnjEcCa

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

Yesterday a girl at work told me I looked just like Karreuche Tran. And it Made 👏🏽 My 👏🏽 Day 👏🏽 Even if it’s probably because that’s the only other dark skinned part Asian girl shes ever seen in her life #thankyouregardless

[♥.(.Zannah.). :: [manic pixie robot girl] @zannah]

This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on.

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

update on rainy island life i just cut my own hair. it felt so good i kept cutting.... my hairdresser at home is gonna kill me

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

@emilyengdahl795 you're a sweetheart
and also a stunner

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

ME EVERY DAY https://t.co/Q0Rwm1guJn

[Emily Engdahl @emilyengdahl795]

Me trying to explain to myself that even though he appears to be a god among mortals, he is indeed (likely) a human and maybe I’m a stunner too so grow a pair and talk to him

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

im sitting in the english department watching the rain and listening to someone practice clair de lune by debussy on piano. i can smell the bread from the bakery next door. in this moment i'm content

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

day 874 of island life: left my clothes out to dry in intensly sunny weather. 5 hours later huge storm blows in. 4 minutes later lots of sun. hopefully enough to dry my newly soaked clothes

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

I just got stung by a bee. Which is great because it means bees still exist. But bad because now that’s one less bee in the world. #conflicted #savethebees

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

Then again.... where do y’all find friends? #desertislandproblems

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

Where do y’all find these friends that love to take pictures of you and make you pose in pretty scenery for the perf instagram pic?

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

currently sitting outside having my morning coffee at my regular cafe and the tables on either side of me are speaking italian, spanish, french, and catalan. life is good.

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

Y.D.W.I.W.M. on repeat all day @THEHUNNABAND

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

i'd 100% rather have someone pick me wild flowers because they thought of me than have them buy a dozen roses because they felt like they had to

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

PREORDER THIS ALBUM AND YOULL THANK ME FOR IT https://t.co/63cdeEB3Tn

[THE HUNNA @THEHUNNABAND]

Album Pre-Order - https://t.co/pS6MBQly4S | #Dare |

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

@johnmattingly10 And what Florida Georgia line is to country music?

[Maya Porter @_mayaporter]

Today I went on a walk and found myself sitting in a field listening to bees. And then I started happy crying BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BEES and I thought bees were disappearing. I guess you can say things are going well on the island #savethebees

[Dail(E)y @ThatOneDailey]

David: *Plays a secret chord*

The Lord: "Nice"

You: "Meh"

It: *Goes like this*

4th and 5th: *Exists consecutively*

Minor: *Falls*

Major: *Lifts*

King: *Baffled but composing* "Hallelujah"

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

LMAOOOOOO