Maya

imagine drinking Whole Foods OJ right after brushing your teeth.

[Kiki :) @lyricsmotions]

Me trying to set boundaries without feeling guilty:

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Celeste Amarilla (Paraguayan senator), on Kylian Mbappé: "This brute hasn't even learned to write. Instead of breastmilk, he grew up sucking on coconuts, and the most educated creatures he ever heard were chimpanzees.

You should've given him the middle finger, Orlando Gill (Paraguay GK).

A colonized Cameroonian, pretending to be French, resentful, newly rich, arrogant, and ugly.

He was nervous and scared to death all game, like his whole team. They didn't even manage to score a single goal, until they got lucky with a penalty.

The only thing many of us blame the team for is not giving him a full-handed slap at the end of the game. I'm not even a football fan." @RMCsport

🤮🤮🤮

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The boy is living the absolute dream

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

[Cee☆ @ceelune_]

my definition of fun time

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

It boils me with rage that Lindsey Vonn was even allowed to start this bloody race in the first place.

A heartbreaking albeit sadly predictable outcome. https://t.co/21QDWU7LuX

[໊ @meishato]

in your 20’s you’ll meet a short man. it’s very important you jump over him

[💗 @ma1ybe]

The goal is neverrrrrrrr gucci bags. It's acres of land.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

A polar bear mother cried on the shore as her tiny cub drifted away on breaking ice

[june ☆ is MEETING DNP @scemodan]

saw this on tiktok and it really resonated with me