Normal boyfriend after sex:
> "that was amazing"
> maybe buys her flowers the next day
> tells his friends she's smart, funny, caring
> goes to sleep
Bryan Johnson, 48, after sex:
> posts "Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight, everyone." to 1 million followers
> waits two minutes
> pulls up her vaginal microbiome report
> "100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas"
> posts the graph
> explains the dominant bacterial species in detail
> goes to sleep
One is in a relationship.
The other is in a clinical trial.