mayra. 🌻

🤘🏼🙂

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

Tiempo al tiempo, todo llega en su momento. ⏳

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

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Olivia: “Ok mom, let’s get ready for the day!”
Me: “Uh? We gotta get ready for bed, it’s night time���”

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

*Olivia and I laying down in bed*
Olivia: “Mom, what time are you having a baby?”

Me: “A baby? You want a baby?”

Olivia: “Yes mom, I just want a baby brother pleeeease. I’ll be quiet so he doesn’t wake up.”

Ow.. 🥺

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

A closed mouth doesn’t get fed.

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[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

I don’t know who taught Olivia the whole “45 minute” deal. I’m trying to get her out the shower and she’s told me several times now “Mom, not yet. Just wait for me like 45 minutes, that’s it.” 😒

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Texas won’t stop a virus from reproducing but they will sue a woman who doesn’t want to— nice work, men.

[§anti💥 @HotShotRobles]

This is my Grandpa, hes a welder in the Houston area and was forced to quit his construction job (ironworker) because he could no longer work 60hr weeks he still welds in his home shop making iron fences, burglar bars, trailer repairs etc.
A simple rt could go a long way. DM4ℹ️

[Fear God,Not Them🏁 @simoneecheri]

“ ima show y’all how to TU on your mf birthday bitch” lmaoooo I enjoyed my bday weekend 😂♊️💃🏾

[Ny꙳⸌♡⸍꙳ @Saveitbruh]

June 1st

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

gentle reminder:

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

My mom got a puppy and let me just say that Olivia seriously sounds just like me 😂

“Bailey, nOoOo!��
“Bailey, you need to listen.”
“Bailey, eat your food!”

Ugh, she’s so bossy lol

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

“No case, no case”
-Olivia trying to sing that last part of Cardi’s Up song lmao

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

Porque se tienen que portar mamones? Caen mal

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

@_naaaaty Lmao kids really come up with some crazy, funny things 🤣

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

*Olivia and I eating Oreos and milk in silence*

Olivia: *gasp* Mom! We didn’t get Santa any cookies and milk!

Me: Uh? It’s okay, it’s not Christmas yet. We’ll get him some for Christmas.

Olivia: Oh okay mom, maybe Saturday it can be Christmas 🙂

[mayra. 🌻 @_mayraaaaaaa]

God. Is. GOOD. ❤️