Martha🤍

CATHOLIC
Philippians 4:6

[Chi juma @chichi9947]

I first slap my bumbum make I check whether I dey wear pampers

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Omo to give up sweet ooo
I just dey rest since morning

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

I wear my emotions on my face. If I’m upset, irritated, angry, or even happy. Just look at me and you’ll know

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

"no put me for talk" is such a grammatical masterpiece.

[Aros @Damiar0s]

Sorry oo, people that have watched Originals… is Klaus a bad guy or a good guy, because what kind of character is this ???

[𝐎.𝐆™ 🤎 @gbolahann0_]

MTN: You have 495.72MB of Data left. To access your data....

Me:

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[𝒈𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒂.💋ྀིྀི @gemma_xo10]

truth or dare as a game is so funnyyy. what makes you think im telling a bunch of strangers the truth?😭

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Happy Birthday,@HenshawKate
Please, this thing wey you act that year, no try am again.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"I want to go home" is something you'll always catch me saying.

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

My contribution to the society ?
I’ll never come to you as a woman

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

Hot take: daughters had it harder with their mothers than their brothers did. Many Nigerian mothers are deeply male centered.

[. @Fimiye]

"Write a letter to your friend in another school telling him to....."🤦😭

[cocaine 🧂 @nativewhalefx]

I don’t know why but ‘gbese’ is such an appropriate way to describe being in debt

[Tobi Odogwu @Tobibanks]

So there’s no cloud engineer that can hold rain for a week in this Lagos??

[TheFirst @_jamesthefirst]

Cloth wey you wan wear next week Monday, if you never wash am by today, you are only deceiving yourself.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i wish tomorrow was Friday. i don't have energy for this week

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

This year alone,
I don buy data like 11.5 million

[kage @sukikage_]

i feel myself getting dumber. i have to think before i speak now because my words get jumbled up. i forget things so easily. i can't focus. i mix things up all the time