M e l i s s a . 🐝

[M e l i s s a . 🐝 @_mc______]

We can’t do shit apparently

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[64 @rxswago]

everytime I get close to the answer the question changes

[𝒶 @horridibujos]

😂😂 el verdadero marketing

[M e l i s s a . 🐝 @_mc______]

No fr. Shut the fuck up y comete tu pinchi pollo

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

Niggas start going to the gym and suddenly start calling chicken “protein”

[M e l i s s a . 🐝 @_mc______]

Nada peor que alguien que no te siga tus mamadas

[R. @renataaescc]

Me siento como Kanye cuando le dio psicosis y se alejó de todos

[M e l i s s a . 🐝 @_mc______]

My bf told me when it’s time for bed she just closes her eyes and falls asleep. Hahahahahahahhahahaa she’s so easy

[Santo @Santo_]

Mis amigos de Twitter

[M e l i s s a . 🐝 @_mc______]

Is El Niño making this winter cold? Or just swamp assy?

[Charles Bukowski Legacy @Bukowskiquot]

this poem from Bukowski, my god:

those who escape hell
however
never talk about
it
and nothing much
bothers them
after
that.

[T E E ! 🐻 @sonotsoul]

Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking

[M e l i s s a . 🐝 @_mc______]

Great now I want a Moscow mule

[Shana @cynicallycute]

How do you pronounce it? 😂

[Josh @arcdke4]

Kinda scared for 2027.
2+0+2+7 is 11. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 9 more nipples

[fresils @iFresils]

and if he taught us how to pray he must have intended to answer.