there comes a point in every woman's life where she has the brilliant thought of "what if I just eat one super meal and then I don't have to worry about eating for the rest of the day"
if i was a basketball coach and my team was losing id be on the sidelines screaming shit like "should i just fucking kill myself" and "do any of you even care about me"
you ever do such a horrendous job at talking to people that mid-sentence you feel like a sniper crosshair should appear on your forehead to perform a mercy killing
Having a trad Halloween party. Only witches, mummies, scarecrows, zombies, vampires, and Frankensteins allowed. No niche online meme references. If you have to explain what your costume is or show a reference photo, you’re not allowed in.