𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

@NoahKahan same mac and cheese. fuck the bacon and green onion - respectfully. add a can of rotel tomatoes. just try it. plz.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

get me on a podcast so i can strictly talk about @NoahKahan & how he has voiced such real feelings for so many people, but this man -while deserving of his success- does not need to be a man of hollywood. he’s a real human. & somehow navigates that impossible divide so well.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

talked to a flower for what felt like an hour. she bloomed in my hand, in the shape of a heart. even though she’s dying. what is life

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

how can i have such a good day and then feel so utterly lifeless and depressed the next? like literally everything is fine. why does my brain do this

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

imagine being loved.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

anywho. i was supposed to be in CT today bcz my favorite human is having a mini human. and that didn’t happen bcz my flight got canceled. so im sad and now im just gunna make chili, garden, and bedrot on this lovely sunday.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

it’s so weird to be so at peace with yourself but to have to constantly deal with someone who isn’t. bcz they try to rip your peace apart and it’s like no babe. that may have worked a year ago, but i’ve rediscovered my worth. thanks anyways.

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

personally i think men should start asking
“can i be your boyfriend?” instead of “will you be my girlfriend?”

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

tag me next time

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of h*rniness and a generalized anxiety disorder

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

@evilmerm just tryna shoot my shot. hens? sheeeesh, bawk bawk can lead to gawk gawk baby. i’m going to kms now 😂😭

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

i lay eggs monthly, js

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

does anybody have any solutions for my hens not laying eggs the past couple days?

[𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑 🔥 🎥 @avgmetalcoreguy]

Sundress season but instead of a sundress it’s her wearing your oversized band merch with no underwear

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

there are days i am in love with my body, and days where it disgusts me… the fact that this is just a part of girlhood / womanhood is honestly so tragic.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

i can’t eat an edible yet… i just want to make my chicken cutlets so i can have alla vodka sandwiches, now. and pour a glass of wine. target please make haste in executing this order before i simply pass away.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

i didn’t want to deal with the public. so i placed a target order for pick up. but i fear im also severely lacking patience because im bored out of my gourd. idk the last time i checked my email this frequently.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

mood.

[cappuccino assassino @evilmerm]

Got so drunk last night I fell off a bar stool, made out in a dive parking lot, then went home and inhaled an eggplant parm sub. Loving this vibe for the rest of the summer tbh

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

i literally just want to work out but any change to the rhythm of my breathing throws me into a choking fit. i would like my health to return NOW.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊. @_mcmellon]

why am i even surprised or disappointed anymore lmao. like seriously, how.