Mohit Dayal

Sports Aficionado | Student of Electoral Politics | Centre-Right Commentator | Quizzer | Fierce Debater | HR Professional

[Sensei Kraken Zero @YearOfTheKraken]

"Tangy, Masaledar and Crunchy"

I see what you did there @AmitShah
😂😂😂😂

[Courageous @CourageousRo]

Shah Rukh Khan can Post paragraph for alia bhatt but wasn't able to post a single line of appreciation tweet for patriotic movie Like Dhurandhar because his country pakistan was shown in its true colour

Always grateful, Aditya dhar for owning this hakla

[Gappistan Radio @whyteknight07]

Imagine how much more fun Dhurandhar movies would have been if Madhavan’s character had tattooed “Dhurandhar” on Jaskirat’s forehead.

[Gappistan Radio @whyteknight07]

So let me get this right, Iran at World Cup will be without over a dozen members of their support staff, will have to travel from Mexico to US on the day of their World Cup matches, will have no opportunity to acclimatise to US conditions, will have to play every match tired from travel, and that is because US bombed Iran in February?
Where is FIFA? Oh, up Trump’s ass as this farce plays out

[Boiled Anda @AmitLeliSlayer]

Amit Shah played this game when Mamata was sleeping 😂😂

[Augadh @AugadhBhudeva]

What Did The Reporters Who Exposed The CJP Protest See At Jantar Mantar? The OpIndia Podcast

Anurag Mishra And Ritika Chandola Expose The Cockroaches 😅
What was the reality behind the

Cockroach Janata Party protest held at Jantar Mantar on June 6? How did Anurag Mishra track down a “Cockroach” who was passing off a personal diary as the Constitution? How did Ritika Chandola, posing as an undercover cockroach, expose the engagement-farming “Topi Media”?

And how did Arfa end up falling into Ritika's trap? How do figures like Sourav Das, Abhijeet Dipke, and Sonam Wangchuk become pawns in the hands of political opportunists?

[Service Volée @SVolee]

En 2008 :

- Nadal ÉCRASE Roland-Garros
- Joue au Queen's 3 jours plus tard, bat Djokovic en finale
- Joue à Wimbledon 9 jours après, bat Federer 9-7 au 5ème set en finale
- Gagne Toronto 15 jours après
- Gagne les JO à Pékin (!!) 15 jours après

L'enchainement LÉGENDAIRE.

[Nikhil Mehra @TweetinderKaul]

Really need an African team - preferably Ivory Coast because they play some gorgeous football - to win the World Cup. So that the MAGA icon can celebrate *his* having won the World Cup among African faces. Add to that the fact that Ivory Coast is mostly a Muslim team. There will be serious suicide watch among the MAGA filth.

[Niks @Pivot2Centre]

The plan was to get TDP to step out of NDA. The Vice President was the one working out the deals.

Once TDP was in, the plan was to get JDU as well and rug pull Modi.

Everything fell off because someone tipped the entire plan to Modi/Shah (Mostly TDP/Naidu)

[Anurag @Jhunjhunuwala_]

Leaving it here

[Kushan Mitra @kushanmitra]

The problem with all the folks screaming about the TMC MPs switching camps being elected in 'Didi's name' or the AAP RS MPs switching camps a few weeks ago, are the same guys who celebrated Uddhav's treachery with Fadnavis.
You can't have it both ways.

[Lala @FabulasGuy]

Indi alliance review meeting leaked scene.🔥

[Lala @FabulasGuy]

It wasn’t just a meme, it was reality.

At today’s INDI Alliance meeting, everyone reportedly ended up fighting with each other.

Confirmed. 🤣👇

[Bhaskar mishra @Bhaskar_m11]

अगर ये स्टिंग ऑपरेशन..मीडिया में चल जाता तो 2008 में ही कॉंग्रेस सरकार गिर जाती..

लेकिन वाह रे असली और ग़द्दार गोदी मीडिया..जो आज राष्ट्रवादियों को गोदी मीडिया बोलती है..🙄⚔️

[Dr. Jitendra Nagar @NagarJitendra]

बहुत दिनों बाद इस बदतमीज़ गाली वाली बाई की बेइज्जती देख मजा आया। हर मुद्दे पर धूल चाट रहे हैं, फिर भी ये मोहतरमा बकवास करने से बाज नही आती।

अंजना.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Sensei Kraken Zero @YearOfTheKraken]

Superstar Bangladesh batsman and T20 Captain Litton Das slams Muhammad Yunus for not letting them play the T20 World Cup

"They told us there was no safety in that country (India). We told them, we have played in Pakistan too. They used to stand outside the room with guns. What can be more dangerous than that? If we can play in Pakistan, why not India."

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

Watch how Sansad Pati Rajdeep’s wife’s ex-TMC colleague exposes his hate for Hindus on his face.

He asks her about BJP Hindutva ideology.

She says that may be your personal angle, I don’t want to get into that.

She knows the husband-wife duo pretty well 🔥🔥🔥

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

This comedian might just be exposing the same people who walk around carrying a copy of the Constitution every day and somehow manage to show up at every protest. 😹😂

Too good 🤣👇

[अमात्य राक्षस™️©️®️🏴‍☠️☠️ @capt_mishra]

कल का पैदा हुआ बौना यह नहीं जानता था कि देश के गृह मन्त्री को लोग आज के चाणक्य के नाम से भी जानते हैं।
शतरंज के इस खेल में जब बौने ने पहली चाल सोची तो मोटा भाई अगली चालीस चालें सोच चुके थे
इस प्रदर्शन को फ़ेल करने में मोटाभाई की सोची समझी रणनीति थी🙄😐😑

[The Analyzer (News Updates🗞️) @Indian_Analyzer]

Sanjay Singh: "Modi is giving FREE RATION to 80 crore people. Then what does development mean?"

**5 minutes later**

“Our Punjab Govt is giving ₹1000 to general category women and ₹1500 to Dalit women as SUPPORT MONEY.”🤡

Irony died quietly.