Michael Ernst

"COVID-19 warrior" -- Star Tribune

All opinions expressed here are my own. Unless you want to buy them.

[Michael Ernst @_mde]

By removing nearly all mask requirements at every @MinnStateEdu institution, @MinnStateChD undermines their stated goal of equity and inclusivity. Are you immunocompromised, or just care about your long-term health? You're on your own.

[Katy Backes Kozhimannil, PhD, MPA @katybkoz]

In response to @CDCgov and @UMNews policy changes, @IDMathModeler and I just published Masks Work; We Should Continue to Require and Wear Them in Minnesota https://t.co/3gILHl4bDU

[Michael Ernst @_mde]

@martajewson @WentRogue @jkteoh I have to ask. What did the paper do? I assume this was when you were at the SC Times?

[Michael Ernst @_mde]

@Craig_A_Spencer *Ronald* Fisher was not responsible for the Student’s t distribution. That would be William Gosset.

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@luckytran

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@CDCgov

[Michael Ernst @_mde]

@TwinsAlmanac Clearly Corrales is holding Gant up here so he doesn't fall over again. Balance problems.

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@TheVertlartnic

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@justplainbob

[Jeff Gilchrist @jeffgilchrist]

Come read about our family adventure with the new game The Haunted Woods created by @stevemwilcox.

"In a far away land, there is a village surrounded by a sprawling forest. Once the forest was lush and vibrant, but it has grown dark and gloomy of late."🧵1/

[Michael Ernst @_mde]

@maggiekb1 @LordScavamungus As someone who works at a university that is trying to monetize online programs … yes.

[Steve Wilcox @stevemwilcox]

🎲Let's play a game: The Haunted Woods🎲

In a far away land, there is a small village surrounded by a foreboding forest known as The Haunted Woods. All who pass through here are cursed, but pass through it they must...

[Prof. Eliot Jacobson @EliotJacobson]

The collapse of the planet's systems is happening in real time and we are the witnesses.

At 6.12σ, yesterday set yet another daily record for highest number of standard deviations for global SST above the 1982-2011 mean.

[Michael Ernst @_mde]

@Komaniecki_R Has “Midvale School for the Gifted” vibes.

[Kai Arzheimer 🇪🇺 @kai_arzheimer]

Whisper it, but we are already living in corporate hell #AcademicChatter

[MothersAgainstGregAbbottPAC/MothersforDemocracyPAC @MomsAGAbbott]

Today is the 11-year mark of Sandy Hook and still nothing has changed. We just released this video @DemocracyMoms with our partners called Thoughts & Prayers. We hope you follow us there and donate to the cause to help us get this on the air. #gunreform https://t.co/DY98A3nvEB

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

laughing at the premise that academics currently run universities

[Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man. @DoktorZoom]

In the wake of Henry Kissinger's death, the National Rhetorical Question Institute is vetting new candidates to fill the blank in "If a just and loving God exists, why is __________ still alive?"

[Michael Ernst @_mde]

@amberjoy33 @JoshMalina My daughter donates plasma and they measure her iron level each time. If it's too low, she can't donate.

[Max Nesterak @maxnesterak]

Ran an experiment last night to see if kids prefer 1 full-size or 3 fun-size candy bars. Both options had about the same amount of candy by weight so there was no right answer. Here are the results:

[Michael Ernst @_mde]

@dbrauer "Everyone speaks to journalists in hyperbole . . . and we print it!"