Mdubb

Idk.

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

And on the third day God created the McRib

[koi wren @coyrenn]

You guys can vape at my funeral

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

it’s so crazy that athletes get traded just like that. what about their friends?

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

@maddieadams23 Got one in each car.. unfortunately 🥲

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Being tall and plus sized is so weird because my friends say I look average sized and then I tell them I’m 230 pounds and just tall and no one believes me

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

@samwell92 Seattle was trying to kill me 😭

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

The strongest vodka cran I’ve ever had in my life while being severely hungover from the night before? Yeah. That adds up.

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

But here’s what I’ve been up to…

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

Ngl I forgot Twitter was a thing for the past few weeks…

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

@tiarebalboa Oooo bitch this is so funny to me. Every morning the gym pic then I run into you on the weekend and you’re yaked out of your mind. Go off, bestie. 🥴

[🍒 @KICKNGUINDAFACE]

i hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

@chelseahigh88 @Starbucks I wa s just gonna say how ass Starbucks is with their flavors and tell you to go to red leaf… then I remembered you work there 😂

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

Shift work is weird bc it’s my “Friday night” and I’m drunk at a bar at 7am on a Wednesday.

[AIDA @shutupaida]

aesthetic moms that make their babies play with brown wooden toys like they’re Danish slaves. ur baby has a bad life

[Mdubb @_mdubb]

Bug equivalent of McDonald’s Sprite

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

[Huncho @rockethuncho]

"i saw your ex" - is the most unnecessary piece of information