Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @TheBlackSeal Gosling's 151 from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/pEPIuJzEQw
There will be a man in a blouse with eye makeup on, a 4 foot tall Scandinavian lesbian, a judgmental old woman with anal beads around her neck and a touchy feely old man all getting excited over some white powder. No it’s not the #GBBOFinal it’s just another night in Wetherspoons
When plans of devoting a whole day to finish an assignment turns into cleaning the house, finding something exotic to cook for tea and watching homes under the hammer
NOTHING makes me happier than getting home on a cold dark night and putting out the bins... for they are magical bins. Invisible to all who live in our house except me.