Megan

[Megan @_megaannnn]

💀😂

[Megan @_megaannnn]

This is my songgg!! A beeeetch forget how to act once I hear this verse 👏🏽🤪 #everytime

[BIG MAMA @Latto]

BIG LATTO NOT SUSIE 👑🏆🥇📀

[Megan @_megaannnn]

Who in the lame went and reported my IG & had me blocked. My page not even lit 🙄 lmaooo

[Dree @Curly_Dree]

Hardest pill I swallowed was realizing I ain’t mean nothing to ppl that meant a lot to me

[Megan @_megaannnn]

Lmao @ my Twitter/Dms, first time on in 3 years 😂😂

[Megan @_megaannnn]

My niece just trashed my Netflix profile 🙃💕

[Megan @_megaannnn]

Younger siblings fucking suck. Like there’s no way I was this difficult for Brittany.

[Megan @_megaannnn]

Laughing at my dog cause she can’t take a shit. That’s what you get for eating Michael Kors bitch

[Megan @_megaannnn]

Tried my first traditional carrot cake today. I want to know who thought it would be okay to put carrot slices & raisins in a cake... the way she made it 🔥 but like really tho raisins ?!

[Megan @_megaannnn]

Order me doordash so I know it’s real

[Megan @_megaannnn]

This is how I feel when ppl bring up horoscopes 😂👋🏼

[Megan @_megaannnn]

Lmao

[Megan @_megaannnn]

“Ohhh” = my friends pretending to care. Lol I hate you guys

[Megan @_megaannnn]

My mouth too smart for a dude that’s soft

[Megan @_megaannnn]

My moms finesse game is 💯

[Megan @_megaannnn]

I missed a call from wifey last night and haven’t heard from her since... we’re about to hit a 12 hr mark & I’m freakin out dudes

[Megan @_megaannnn]

I’m hangry as fuck rn

[Megan @_megaannnn]

My boujee ass dog won’t go to the bathroom cause it’s wet outside 😒

[Megan @_megaannnn]

“No I didn’t shred your beauty blender to pieces” 😒

[Megan @_megaannnn]

Lol @ my boss. Our internet is down and we can’t run any transactions but “most importantly I need a haircut stat have you seen my hair?!”