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parody account. Fairy god-mother. Three eyed raven. Ze-tuh.

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Manifesting...

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Sofa is covered in laundry but I made so much progress today 😂

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I just threw my dresser out ..it’s lived in enough places the last 6 years 😂 I can let it go !

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I’m hungry and idk what I want to eat 😭

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This was supposed to be an on top of cars summer and my friends on top of niiigggggaaaaaassss

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I got complimented on my underarms recently …it was weird but .. guess I’ll keep waxing them !!!

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you

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I just need 3 trips in the next 12 months, and then I’ll get a puppy 😭

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The grandmas are still working and raising their own kids 😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do parents still be sending their kids to Grandma’s house for the summer?

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I can’t remember the last time I brought a load of bread..bought one today..and can’t wait to have a pb&j 😂 that was really the only reason I bought it..they need to make smaller loaves for single people !!

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Me thinks it’s time to stop living in totes…let’s get a bookshelf

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Everytime I get a notification that I got charged for dash pass I be like
Damn I meant to cancel that 😂then I order food and be like man I’m so glad I didn’t cancel that

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Idk if I want a bob or two strands

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I wanted to isolate this weekend but my family wants socialize 😭

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Sky daddy please give my girls eveerrrrryyttthhiinngggg they want this second half of the year.. oh and a vacay for me please 🥹 danngggyyaaaa

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Seeing my mom as just a girl ..changed the dynamics of our relationship so much..even when she’s getting on my nerves !

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

In your 20s, your mom will suddenly start becoming closer to you. It's very important that you let her be. She's just a girl.❤️

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Detangling this hair was not as bad as o thought it was gonna be !!! BUT spraying my locs with all this water has ruined my retwist 😭 I need a bob or two strands for the summer !!!!

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I went and got all these beets and nothing to juice them with..and no time to grocery shop until Friday 😩

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If I go to bed right now ..maybe I can get up and go to the gym in the morning 😂

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It’s me finding doses of nurtec in all of the bags I’ve used in the last two weeks..gotta stay ready for migraone attacks 😩

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@nosytwiggy123 WHERE TO?!

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It’s weird being the friend that wants to book a trip RIGHT NOW 😩